Sober, fat, virgins/losers - identify yourselves

We first need to elect a leader, not Rabbit (no offence).

[QUOTE=Lily;3007451]We first need to elect a leader, not Rabbit (no offence).[/QUOTE]

I am Tall,handsome,fit and charming… Am I in the wrong place?

*edit: and modest… I am like the best at being modest.

^ get out.

*and tall people, I don’t like them.

[strike]sober[/strike] : hmmm no sorry
[strike]short[/strike] : no… sorry
[strike]fat[/strike] : No but I have been gaining some weight. People say I finally have my “adult” body which is kinda sad cause I turned 40 last week wuz XTREMEly long puberty.
[strike]virgin[/strike] : nope
loser : I am pretty sure some think so, I am going to go with “at times”

[QUOTE=Lily;3007451]We first need to elect a leader, not Rabbit (no offence).[/QUOTE]

It’s your thread, you are automatically leader.

[QUOTE=Christmas Spirit;3007460][strike]sober[/strike] : hmmm no sorry
[strike]short[/strike] : no… sorry
[strike]fat[/strike] : No but I have been gaining some weight. People say I finally have my “adult” body which is kinda sad cause I turned 40 last week wuz XTREMEly long puberty.
[strike]virgin[/strike] : nope
loser : I am pretty sure some think so, I am going to go with “at times”[/QUOTE]

How is the acne doing ?

[QUOTE=BKR;3007463]How is the acne doing ?[/QUOTE]

That cleared up in my late 20’s. It was never too bad tho.

Sober, non-loser, non-virgin, not fat.

I am however short, and from Texas, and a ginger…sort of, it’s mostly white now. So I am not without flaws.

Hah, here is what my hair used to look like ! I think this is a 1st grade school picture.

I swear, I am not really upset about getting old.

[QUOTE=Christmas Spirit;3007464]That cleared up in my late 20’s. It was never too bad tho.[/QUOTE]

I was thinking if you just got out of puberty at 40 it might still be an issue.

It struck early and stayed late apparently.

[QUOTE=BKR;3007466]Sober, non-loser, non-virgin, not fat.

I am however short, and from Texas, and a ginger…sort of, it’s mostly white now. So I am not without flaws.

Hah, here is what my hair used to look like ! I think this is a 1st grade school picture.

I swear, I am not really upset about getting old.[/QUOTE]

Looks like evil incarnate with no tie tying skills.

You had nice hair at least.

[QUOTE=Christmas Spirit;3007470]You had nice hair at least.[/QUOTE]

I miss nice hair.

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[QUOTE=anthracite;3007471]I miss nice hair.[/QUOTE]

awww… I am sure you are growing nice hair somewhere. Have you checked your ears?
I am growing thick luxurious blonde/silver locks out of my ears now.

[QUOTE=Christmas Spirit;3007473]awww… I am sure you are growing nice hair somewhere. Have you checked your ears?
I am growing thick luxurious blonde/silver locks out of my ears now.[/QUOTE]

Just wait until those blond eyebrows start getting darker and longer. You have then arrived at leaving middle age.

I HAD GOOD HAIR!

Junior year of Highschool. Young lady was my US History teacher’s daughter.

I think we were maybe a bit high.

Can I be honorary member?

^ Matt Damon as Liberace

Am I to take it everyone on this thread has had their ‘back virginity’ compromised?

[QUOTE=anthracite;3007469]Looks like evil incarnate with no tie tying skills.[/QUOTE]

I wasn’t fond of smiling. I hated that scarf-thingy, but Mom insisted.

I’m sure all the birds I shot with my old Daisy bb gun thought so…

[QUOTE=Christmas Spirit;3007470]You had nice hair at least.[/QUOTE]

We all need some past glory to cling to.