So um, I might be going to prison.

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Lebell, I did talk to my homies and got some advice.

  1. Don’t take nothing from nobody. Not even a cigarette, they’ll want something back eventually,

  2. Don’t tell no one your release date. Niggas get jealous and say kill that guy before I kill you.

  3. Don’t go in protective custody, that just make niggas wanna get at you more.

I just got off the phone with my lawyer she talked to the fags family. Although he is hooked up to a respirator he is not brain dead. He is not talking and because he assaulted me first the state refuses to pick up the charges.

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Good for you :slight_smile:
So, have you learned anyhting from this experience?

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You need to find out who the main gang in your local ‘big house’ is.

Get their logos tattooed on your back and chest and arms. That way, they’ll think that you’re one of them, stick up for you on the inside and give you free stuff - and everyone else will be scared of you.

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Or forcibly remove those tattoos by cutting the skin off (with a knife)

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[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574695]Lebell, I did talk to my homies and got some advice.

  1. Don’t take nothing from nobody. Not even a cigarette, they’ll want something back eventually,

  2. Don’t tell no one your release date. Niggas get jealous and say kill that guy before I kill you.

  3. Don’t go in protective custody, that just make niggas wanna get at you more.

I just got off the phone with my lawyer she talked to the fags family. Although he is hooked up to a respirator he is not brain dead. He is not talking and because he assaulted me first the state refuses to pick up the charges.[/QUOTE]

lol…wait…are you black?
oh sorry, i mean challenged in the racial compartment?
(thats the p.c. name nowadays right?)

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you sir…are a coward.

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[QUOTE=Tranquil Suit;2574713]Or forcibly remove those tattoos by cutting the skin off (with a knife)[/QUOTE]

You’ve been watching too many movies.

(ushshay - iway antway isthay uygay otay etgay ayedflay inway
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Learn to swallow…

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Hey, this reminds me of the time I bludgeoned a lady to death. She humiliated me and made me look like a fool in front of everyone. So I followed her to her car with a 2x4 I found at the abandoned lumberyard across the street. Yeah, that’s the last time she’ll ever ask me “Paper or Plastic?” bitch.

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I only do hookers cos it doesnt count as they’re not real people.
Sometimes I talk to their heads I keep in my freezer whenever I get lonely.

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[QUOTE=P Marsh;2574618]This reads like a terrible murder mystery written BY junior high students.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

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[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574695]I just got off the phone with my lawyer she talked to the fags family. Although he is hooked up to a respirator he is not brain dead. He is not talking and because he assaulted me first the state refuses to pick up the charges.[/QUOTE]

If they change their mind and press charges, you could probably use the fact that you are brain dead as a defense.

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This reminds me of the time when I got into an argument with a wrestler and he put me in a headlock and made me eat dirt. I snuck up on him and hit him over the head with a frozen fish I found at the supermarket by my house, using an air-traffic-controlling motion. And ummm there was fish bones and scales everywhere. Last I heard, some dudes in white scrubs are trying to catch me with an oversized butterfly net.

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One time, in band camp…

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[QUOTE=Permalost;2575939]This reminds me of the time when I got into an argument with a wrestler and he put me in a headlock and made me eat dirt. I snuck up on him and hit him over the head with a frozen fish I found at the supermarket by my house, using an air-traffic-controlling motion. And ummm there was fish bones and scales everywhere. Last I heard, some dudes in white scrubs are trying to catch me with an oversized butterfly net.[/QUOTE]

Damn, that’s hardcore. Sounds like you’re in some real shit!

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Pollack is t3h r34l d34dl33.