This boxer at my gym thought he was tough because he had a few pro bouts. So uhh we got shit talking and he punched me, I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me and hit him over top the head with an axe-wood chopping motion. And umm there was blood and lumps of shit all over the place. Last I heard he wasn’t responsive to the Emt’s.
well once you get out you can sell books, dvds and seminars about the real deadly you learned in the big house
Not sure I believe you. Link a police report newspaper article or something.
Ps don’t come over here and hit me in the head with a pipe plz.
[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574584]This boxer at my gym thought he was tough because he had a few pro bouts. So uhh we got shit talking and he punched me, I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me and hit him over top the head with an axe-wood chopping motion. And umm there was blood and lumps of shit all over the place. Last I heard he wasn’t responsive to the Emt’s.[/QUOTE]
You were too afraid to punch him back?
[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574584]This boxer at my gym thought he was tough because he had a few pro bouts. So uhh we got shit talking and he punched me, I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me and hit him over top the head with an axe-wood chopping motion. And umm there was blood and lumps of shit all over the place. Last I heard he wasn’t responsive to the Emt’s.[/QUOTE]
your nose grew a full 6 inches whilst writing that didn’t it?
[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574584]I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me [/QUOTE]
Lol! Awesome.
[QUOTE=Pharabus;2574607]your nose grew a full 6 inches whilst writing that didn’t it?[/QUOTE]
I thought it was Gepeto who grew six inches when Pinocchio lied?
[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574584]This boxer at my gym thought he was tough because he had a few pro bouts. So uhh we got shit talking and he punched me, I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me and hit him over top the head with an axe-wood chopping motion. And umm there was blood and lumps of shit all over the place. Last I heard he wasn’t responsive to the Emt’s.[/QUOTE]
So you killed a guy with a lead pipe. Was this in the study, the library or the billiard room?
[QUOTE=Octo-Kappa;2574612]I thought it was Gepeto who grew six inches when Pinocchio lied?[/QUOTE]
I think that was the non-Disney movie version of the story o_O
[QUOTE=Pinocchio;2574584]This boxer at my gym thought he was tough because he had a few pro bouts. So uhh we got shit talking and he punched me, I walked back to my car and got this lead pipe I got from under a sink at this abandoned house near me and hit him over top the head with an axe-wood chopping motion. And umm there was blood and lumps of shit all over the place. Last I heard he wasn’t responsive to the Emt’s.[/QUOTE]
It’s alright. When it’s time for some sweet loving at shower time you can always go and get the iron bar you have in your car that you foun-
… oh
This reads like a terrible murder mystery written for junior high students.
[QUOTE=P Marsh;2574618]This reads like a terrible murder mystery written for junior high students.[/QUOTE]
It’s a bit like Columbo (RIP) you know who did it right from the start but in this case it was neither cleverly planned or with any real motive. Maybe he’s a Droog?
[QUOTE=judoka_uk;2574608]Lol! Awesome.[/QUOTE]
The fact that his local plumbing is lead explains a lot about his posts, actually.
I’m looking forward to a pipe themed sequel
I hope it’s true… even better, I hope it’s not true but that the police read his post and arrest him for murder anyway. It’s about damn time we start putting trolls in prison.
This just proves that faggot sport fighters can’t handle the streets. A Krav Maga guy would’ve been able to disarm him of his pipe.
[QUOTE=It is Fake;2574670][/QUOTE]
Anyone else seen the movie?
Please save your steamy prison fantasies for another forum, thanks.
don’t you worry dude, ive been in prisons so many times i practically grew up there!
here’s Lebells guide to survive prison:
you have acces to a lead pipe, good, stick it up your ass as many times a day as you can, start with lube, but before you enter prison make sure you can take it without any lube.
learn how to apply lipstick, remember, less is more, you dnt wanna look like a tramp.
Snitch to the guards or threaten you will snitch to the prisonguards, this deters fellow inmates from messing with you.
Make sure you insinuate you are in for sexoffences, sexoffenders are the big fish in prison so the others will know you’re not to be messed with.
Do not make any friends, you’re the safest when you by yourself.
If you need anything, just borrow it from your cellmate without telling him.
it’s what cellmates are for, amirite? 