So...I Slept With a Guy Last Night

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…for the first time since I was a little kid having a sleep over.

For some time, I’ve been contemplating a polyandrous relationship and now it’s a go. We didn’t do anything, just both cuddled her and shit, but tonight I think we’re gonna double team her. I’m not sure if it’ll be at the same time or we’ll tag in and out…but I’m down for whatever. Alcohol lubricates all social situations, even the most fucked up ones. And cialis will hopefully overcome my aversion to naked penis in the same room.

I’ve heard if you fuck a girl in the ass while another guy fucks her pussy, you can feel their cock rubbing yours…and…

I wish Joe Rogan’s “Male Bonding” segment from his first CD was available streaming online cause I’d post a link:

“If you have an erection, and you see another man’s erection and you don’t IMMEDIATELY lose you erection…THAT’S GAAAAAAYYYY!!!”

LOL, fuck my life, I’m retarded and crazy, but it’s amusing for the moment.

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Well, that pic is supposed to say “Feels Good Man” but it’s funnier as is anyway.

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Hope it’s all good in the morning.

Won’t ask. Don’t tell.

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I had a threesome with a very good friend and his girlfriend. We all got drunk down in Atlanta, got a hotel room… I had a great time, as did they… then in the AM, I woke up to her stroking me, we picked up where we left off the night before, and he rolled over and looked at us HUNG OVER. Things didn’t end well for them, they soon broke up and he told everyone I talked THEM into a threesome (while the whole thing was his idea). 10 years later, I’m still closer to her than him.

Things like this can seem fun at first, everyone being consenting adults & all. Doesn’t always end well, however, but if you’re committed then fulfill all your sordid little fantasies and pray no one has any regrets tomorrow.

Good luck…

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Too late, she probably thinks you’re both gay after spending a night in bed with two guys and not getting shit to show for it except some cuddling.

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done the sex part, never done the sleeping/cuddling with all three part. After weird sex, I put my pants on and go home.

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  1. Start to cuddle
  2. Bitchslap the cunt out of room
  3. Enjoy buttsecks
  4. Finish it like a real man
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT
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So, you want the devils trio.

My nineteenth birthday was a mid week fizzer. I was alone at my apartment in the city and basically thought my mates, who lived out west, had dogged me (done something else, Australian vernacular). About 10pm this mate calls me and says he is coming in to the city with a few friends to have a drink with me.

When he arrived he had four people with him, this fucking massive dude and three chicks. Jackpot, I thought, he’s brought some chicks and given me good odds. Unfortunately two chicks jumped out of the car, said goodbye and went to party somewhere else, presumably to tip the odds for some other lucky stiff.

Anyway, here we are, three dudes and a chick at the local pub and all of us near broke, although they were nice enough to buy me a couple of birthday bourbons. I had a couple of beers at home so I suggested we retire and chill, my hope for nookie dashed when I realized the big guy and the chick were together. Or so I thought.

When we got back to the apartment it was quite late and the chick kept making eyes at me, although I assumed i was just imagining it. I offered my sofa for the couple and the couch for my mate and went to my room for a DVD. As I came out of my room at the end of the hallway this chick slammed me against the wall in the most aggressive display I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. She indicated that she had to be quick cause her boyfriend would get suspicious.

Now, I didn’t know this dude, he was big and now knew where I lived so I wasn’t keen on making an enemy so I politely declined and went back to the living room. She invited me to lay on the couch with her. Under the covers I played around with her pussy when I noticed he was playing with her tits. Suddenly she says to us,“you know, both of you are playing with me, right?”

I looked at him, there was no malice, I nodded and it was on. I even gave him sloppy seconds and it was his fucking girlfriend.

The funniest part was my mate, who had been sleeping on the couch, woke up with me pounding on his friends girl from behind while she sucked her boyfriends dick. The look on his face was classic.

All in all, turned out to be a pretty fucking good birthday.

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Everyone likes a happy ending.

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[quote=hungryjoe;2347493]Won’t ask. Don’t tell.[/quote]Too much to ask.[quote=JohnnyCache;2347577]After weird sex, I put my pants on and go home.[/quote]This. For fuck’s sake, this.

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Just remember one thing. (I speak from painful experience.) When you’re drunk and something seems like a good idea, it’s not. It’s really not. I mean, REALLY really not.

If you do this kind of shit with people you consider friends, make sure you’re not drunk, or rather, not too drunk. It will most definitely come back to haunt you. There’s nothing worse than regret when you wake up in the morning, and go “oh fuck… how the fuck did this happe…” or “FUCK NO… THIS DID NOT HAPPEN” or “where the fuck am I and why am I cuffed to a radiator with a ball gag in my mouth.”

A little alcohol is fine to get things going, but be smart about this.

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Bollocks!! If I could only be twenty again, the things I would do! Regret smregret.

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You know, TX isn’t far from Vegas, and you don’t have to be 20, just rich.

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what fun is life, without the possibility of regret? Doing the right thing is over rated. Go fuck her and go fuck the world and burn a few things while you are at it. I’d bet it’d be fun. Would there be consequences and a price to pay? Possibly. But getting away with it is even more fun.

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From now on this is known as “hotlinking.”

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Ron Jeremy wrote about that.
Yes, he can write.

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Well, it went OK, except I was too drunk and high on blow to bust a nut, and we had another, sober round this morning.

One one point when he had his cock in her ass and I went to line mine up in her pussy…my hand touched it…and a couple times, there was some inadvertent eye contact…but I just thought “It’s still not gay, it’s still not gay!”

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[quote=Sri Hanuman;2347777]Ron Jeremy wrote about that.
Yes, he can write.[/quote]Who’da thunk he had the time…

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He is indeed a busy plumber.

[quote=ICY;2347955]Well, it went OK, except I was too drunk and high on blow to bust a nut, and we had another, sober round this morning.

One one point when he had his cock in her ass and I went to line mine up in her pussy…my hand touched it…and a couple times, there was some inadvertent eye contact…but I just thought “It’s still not gay, it’s still not gay!”[/quote]

Remember the 10 second rule. BJJ rules apply to everything.

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No turning back. Dont worry about the eye contact. Just say “Hell yeah” and close your eyes and keep workin. Try not to sword fight though.

Mmmmmm. Vegas.
Its always better to regret something you have done than something you havent.