Gong Sau, beyatch.
Knight to C3.
I understand the joke, but not why it’s relevant.
I really wanted a picture of a Zen master hitting his disciple over the head with a stick.
This was the best i could find.
You suck at playing.
You know, if you have any experience in tic-tac-toe whatsoever, you can never lose a single game. It’s a really simple game, between 2 people who know how to play the game can be a draw every single time. Which is why it sucks.
Checkmate, Sirc.
Got any other bright ideas?
Sirc clearly wants his shit thread started tag back.
Perhaps he can start a new thread using this.
I’ll try and ask my teacher when he gets back from Korea. It’s a relatively common occurance. It should be to hard to get it on tape.
My dad had a book of B&W pictures of Zen lessons.
Of course, the Zen master constantly beat his disciples over the head with a stick.
That’s part of Zen, damnit. Take your beating.
Wow. My dad must have been a Zen master and I never knew it.
scratches indentation in head
Do you know the stick is coming before it hits you?
Only if I watch Remo Williams beforehand, then I can hear the metatarsals tightening before the strike.
He broke an egg over my head once too.
Then laughed at me and said, “Oh…you broke egg!”
That movie taught me how to dodge bullets.
And how to make love to a woman.
I knew how to do that before.
That’s not what your sister told me last night.