Silly people respond to MJC's lame troll

[King_Sleepless]

@tabwyo

You think that’s bad you should take a gander at where my team trains. A chilly basement with a hodge podge of equipment. Remember where Apollo Creed took Rocky to train in LA??? Kinda looks like that. But it’s good in a way because it keeps all the Marys away. You wouldn’t like it Mega.

And since when does a gym have to look like it’s 100% equiped by Everlast and have 5-10,000 sets of everything to be a serious gym???

If a gym doesn’t offer a South Beach Diet and top-of-the-line gym equipment and personal trainers at the ready, then it’s not good enough for me. Quality > Some neo-mystical bullshit about nitty gritty bullshit gyms.

You do realize that’s what you’re doing right? It’s just a revamped chi-ninja master-kung fu-training in the mountains-type of bullshit thing set just for the modern day and you’re falling RIGHT for it. You’re not a fucking samurai, You’re not a spartan, you’re not a mongol. Stop trying to be this down-to-earth, hunter-gatherer, warrior-type. You’re probably a lanky-white guy who works a blue-collar job, hates his life and is struggling to make your monthly payments. But I know my words will fall on deaf eyes. (See what I did there? I’m clever) So I wish you the best of luck when you have to battle the evil demon-possessed auditor in the last stage when he reveals his true form as a DMV employee.

[Emevas]

It’s the stage area of my college weight room. That’s why I was wearing shoes to answer the previous question: the floor up there is pretty nasty, and I try my best to avoid catching fungal infections.

[Nemesai]

@MEGA-JESUS CHAN

If a gym doesn’t offer a South Beach Diet and top-of-the-line gym equipment and personal trainers at the ready, then it’s not good enough for me. Quality > Some neo-mystical bullshit about nitty gritty bullshit gyms.

You do realize that’s what you’re doing right? It’s just a revamped chi-ninja master-kung fu-training in the mountains-type of bullshit thing set just for the modern day and you’re falling RIGHT for it. You’re not a fucking samurai, You’re not a spartan, you’re not a mongol. Stop trying to be this down-to-earth, hunter-gatherer, warrior-type. You’re probably a lanky-white guy who works a blue-collar job, hates his life and is struggling to make your monthly payments. But I know my words will fall on deaf eyes. (See what I did there? I’m clever) So I wish you the best of luck when you have to battle the evil demon-possessed auditor in the last stage when he reveals his true form as a DMV employee.

Lol, look at this bullshit. You do realize that no amount of money or education will make your training any less of a bitch in the ring? And no piece of fancy equipment will teach you how to fight.

The benefits of a small shitty gym with no equipment is you have to work with each other, usually in pairs, much the same as you are in the ring. Besides, what do you need more than 3 heavy bags, a double end and 3 speed bags, a ring and a bit of weights. Hell we even take those same bags and hang them on a old ass truck for some real training.

If you’re not training in the ghetto, there’s a good chance your in a McDojo.

Good luck maintaining yourself as the anti-christ in any movie about sports ever.

Your definition of quality is the same as every weekend warrior’s who as soon as they get into something, they go buy all the fancy gear thinking it’ll help, and show up to the gym 3 more times. So is your garage just full of fancy things you won’t use anymore?

:emo:

[meng_mao]

Nemesai, don’t get trolled. Save your brainpower for pondering cool stuff, like whether Jessica Alba will be in a movie that’s not universally panned.

[Nick_K]

@meng_mao

Nemesai, don’t get trolled. Save your brainpower for pondering cool stuff, like whether Jessica Alba will be in a movie that’s not universally panned.

She was in Sin City, wasn’t she?..That was an interesting film, if somewhat squirm making.