*sigh* got into a fight today...

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So I’m at the office (I lease apartments yay)

and this guy walks in smelling of alcohol and weed, more alcohol though. “hey dude, yal got apartments to show me?”

me: “Sure thing sure when are you looking to move?”

guy: “HEY WHO THE FUCK IS ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE?”

me: “excuse me sir but your gonna have to leave if you don’t calm down”

guy: “HEY FUCK ALL YAL!”

me: stands from chair “listen man, leave before I call the cops”

guy: “gwararrraraw!”

Instantly my BJJ senses kick in. I tear off my shirt (I always wear a rashguard as an undershirt just in case)

the guy gets startled and falls over, (which is perfect for me because we only practice take-downs once a month.) Since he already fell down, the original plan of jumping up on him and pulling guard was out. Instead I north/south’d him, sat on his face and worked for the Kimura.

with my two hands busy gripping a figure four wrist control, I was unable to protect myself from his friend, and now I have the day off for getting my face punted.

tonight I will ask my instructor on how to put 2 or more people in my guard. I’m thinking if the opponents aren’t skilled enough or compliant, I might be able to manage a quad-armbar

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Um . . . environmental awareness . . . multiple attackers + grappling = a few days off work.

Might be a good way to sneak in that extra week vacation though.

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I would like to take this opportunity to come forward and apologize for kicking Gameness in the face.

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Security camera picts and vids, or it didn’t happen.

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Why apologize when were all going to thank you for doing it?

In fact I would like to request that you continue to do it, all for his own good of course.

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Oh crap… TROLL JOB !

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Instead of responding to your eternal idiocy I will now post a video of children falling over.

YouTube - dumb kids getting hurt

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…

What, do you live in a frickin comic book?

PEOPLE DON’T TALK LIKE THAT.

Not in real life, they don’t. I’m calling bullshit.

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Bullshit, Mr. Han Man!

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What? i second the BS call the BM made.

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I would like to take this opportunity to buy you a beer. I can’t, but I would like to.

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Set up a paypal account pending DNA test confirmation from his boots.

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was this moved out of DHS? Damn, jnp is so severe!

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Gameness, did you make sure to get high before going to ground with him?

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Gameness, I’m going to jump through this computer and mouth rape if you don’t get the hell out of here now.

I’m not kidding

I meanz serious business

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Why do I get the distinct feeling that after tearing off your shirt things went decidedly different then you are describing?

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“Instantly my BJJ senses kick in. I tear off my shirt (I always wear a rashguard as an undershirt just in case)”
The funny part is someone still thought he was trying to be taken seriously after that line

I’ve decided that this is the only source of comedic material I will ever need.

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you should have thrown him out a window so he could go

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHSPLUNK!

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I was amused by the story.