Should I move into a house with 5 girls? **PICS**

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So here’s the deal:

I want to move out and found this AWESOME deal on a 6 bedroom house. The room I’m looking for is the master bedroom which has its own bathroom and is very spacious. It’s by itself downstairs and everyone else is upstairs. It’s $320/month + utilities and I get my own garage space (I have a car habit, so this is a good thing).

Only thing is, the house will be shared by 5 other girls. Is this going to be a bad thing? What can I expect? How do I get a 5 on 1 orgy going? What do you think?

Chicks living there.

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Emphasis added; nothing further at the moment.

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Fuck your mom.

By the way, how’s that penis cancer coming along?

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Wow those girls are hot! You shud liek totally move in! and rent is cheep! They will think you’re such a big man when they see your brand new SUV in the garage! I wish I wuz u!

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I only see 4, and the one that’s second from the left looks weird.

RD - Sirc has pimp whip. you no comprende.

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Is that someone’s mother 2nd from left?

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I know there is some funnay in this little situation. But, for serious, I’m trying to weight out the pros and cons. It is stupidly cheap to live there and it’s probably the best part of town to live in. I get my own garage, room, bathroom and my own floor basically. However, I have 0 life experience and I will be doing this all on my own for the first time. Is this going to be too much?

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A guy who can only afford to live with 5 other people.

Not sure you’re the guy they’re looking for.

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I say go for it.

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Yeah, go for it. Even if you have zero life experience, you really should take the chance to be initiated into the ways of the world by five ladies.

Seriously, even if the crazy slut love never manifests, if these are girls you trust, it might not be too bad asking them for advice for things you have ‘zero life experience’ in, like, jeez, I don’t know. What do you need life experience in? You rent a place, you pay your bills every month. Surely you’ve paid bills before, right?

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It sure LOOKS cool.

But think about it.

Most men get fed up living with just one woman. Do you have any idea how annoying and drama-tastic 5 women in one house can be?

God forbid you nail one of them…then it will get REALLY dramatic.

All that aside, it’ll probably be fun and you can’t beat the rent.

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Yeah, I pay bills. But I mean, living with peopel I don’t know. Learning how to live with peopl I don’t know. Renting, etc.

A guy who can only afford to live with 5 other people.

Not sure you’re the guy they’re looking for.

There isn’t a smiley big enough for me to show my disgust at your stupidity.

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Go for it. Soon your cycles will synchronise and you can all cry about boys into hot cups of chocolate once a month.

What the christ are you even asking about this for?

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But if I nail ALL of them they can’t have anything to complain about.

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You poor, poor, misguided boy…

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It would certainly be a life lesson. So, MJC, you don’t know these girls well, or at all?

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You don’t sleep with the 5 girls, you sleep with the 5 girls friends. If you sleep with any of the ones you live with I foresee a thread titled.

“My roomies all hate me, they set all my stuff on fire and kicked me out. can I live with you?”

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Don’t get me wrong. They’ll appreciate the rent.

But you’ll also be the guy their boyfriends use as an ottoman and/or toilet.

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I think you should do it…just don’t carry any illusions about having any say in what goes on. This is a house ruled by women. The rent is good for what you are getting and it is about goddamn time you moved out and stopped living a sheltered, nether- nether land existence.
Goddamn kids…
Hey, at the very least you have very good odds of seeing at least one of them naked.

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what youve never flatted before?

this is a shitty idea. the more girls i na flat the more drama. a flat with 5 other girls? no fucking way would i go there. the cheap rent isnt worth it imo.

and they arent very hot