She is trying to kill me...dead.

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Last night I went to hear my friends band play their last show with my friend and his girlfriend. There were a large group of our friends there and I wasn’t drinking heavily because I am on hydrcodone. We had a couple beers before we got there and as soon as we get there a friend buys me a beer. I drink it. A friend buys me another beer, I drink it.

Then my friends girl decided that since he (my friend) wasn’t getting drunk that night because he had to work in the morning so she was going to get me drunk. She drug me up to the bar and told the bartender to give me a shot and make it strong. I didn’t see what he poured but it tasted like Wild Turkey. We went and sat down and 10 minutes later she told me we should do another shot. I go up there she tells him to make it harsher than the last one.
This goes on 4 times…the final shot?
Rumplemintz
Bailey’s
Grenadine
Sauza Gold
Tanquary

It suprisingly didn’t taste that bad, but it was huge and pretty much knocked me on my ass for the rest of the night. I don’t even remember going to a keg party afterwards where I got a free cup from a fuck buddy of mine.

But I swear my friends girl is trying to kill me.

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I hope I hope I hope

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It’s a good job she’s trying to kill you dead.

If she was trying to…say…kill you alive then I’d think she was really fucked up.

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What’s a cup?

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How do you know she’s not just trying to get you drunk to have her way with you? Or maybe let him have his way with you while she films?

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Maybe she did.

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What’s a cup? A cup is what? What, a cup, is? Is a cup- what?

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You have that clip from a Britney Spears perfume commercial as your avatar. I’d try and kill you too.

And then I’d steal your hydrocodone and have my way with you.

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You know what that is?

I’m trying to work out who that reflects worse on…

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I’m female. So him.

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No dice, that’s a sexist excuse. Kat and Ashy are female and I bet they wouldn’t know what toilet water the redneck was shifting, or the advert for that matter.

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That’s not sexist. The ad was targeted at women, because it was a perfume FOR women, of course I’d be more likely to remember it than he would.

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Wrong, audience targetting and memory recall are two seperate things.

For example: A trailer for a new splatter film may be aimed at males aged 18 - 25, but may be remembered better by a 45 year old woman on basis that it either gory or so far out of what she is in general exposed to.

Your argument was sexist, it made presumptions based on gender and generalisation.

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Regardless, Iscariot, it’s still more pathetic for him having it than her knowing it. She didn’t choose to know it. I even knew what it was because this girl I know has it on her myspace page (I swear). He did choose it as an avatar though.

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:sad1:

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Ha, I had no idea it was from a Britney Spears commercial. That is actually pretty damn funny.
I guess that is what you get for not watching much TV. I took it of someones myspace as well.

And I told her she doesn’t have to get me drunk to rape me, I would be perfectly ok, and even prefer to be sober during it. However, that is unlikely, she is stuck on me dating her roomate.

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What is a cup?

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Cup, for beer at a keg party. Jeez, didn’t you guys go to college?

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Obviously some of them did not.

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Keg parties bring you closer to jesus…and by that I mean can make you see Jesus.