Sharted Directly Onto Floor

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I was in the middle of nowhere for the last couple months, and had no laundry.
So I’m going commando everyday, and then I finally ran out of pants that didn’t smell like an open sewer (there was also no hot water/no showers…so, yeah) so I’m wearing shorts, having a smoke in the doorway to my house and I sharted, it filled my ass crack, ran down my leg onto my shoe, and hit the floor…I fucking shat on my own floor…if the dog did it, it’d be punished, but my punishment was the cold shower with an ancient showerhead that’s like a pressure washer, you literally have to cover your nuts to avoid injury.

Anyway, moral of the story?

Never wear go commando in loose shorts while in possession of unreliable bowels.

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Oh Hitler, where did you go wrong?

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I think it was the THC, but for that, I’d’ve been less lazy and figured out the laundry wasn’t broke, just unhooked.

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And people say smoking pot is bad for you.

Pish posh!

Nothing wrong with pooping on your own floor.

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Maybe it’s time to quit pot for a while.

I mean, you don’t have clean clothes, you’ve probably aren’t getting a shower on a regular basis and finally you shat yourself.

That looks like hitting bottom to me.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Yes, it will, Precious, won’t it? It will get the hose!