SGT MAJ:This is not official news, airman. As far as I'm concerned, it didn't happen.

oh my god…he visits the poor,lets the children come to him,he heals but humbly say it is only God who does so…

guys i think you are all pissing off Jesus right now…
I’m with you my heavenly master!
Take me to your heavenly dojo where styles dont matter!

(thread is a bit dead,he’s obviously a nutrider)

Stop making fun of him, he’s gonna send Jesus to kick your ass, and we all know that Jesus has the real _ing _un

well even jesus got submitted by a crucifix once…

Please take the jokes to YMAS. This thread is actually attempting to accomplish something. Thank you.

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