Sfire isn't good enough for the Systema thread

I dunno why you guys are laughing, that shit was AWESOME. I especially love the camo pants they have on, it adds a lot more hardness and “reality” to the whole video. The speed at which that guy was dispatching those douche bags attacking him had me on the edge of my seat.

I’m going to have to remember that dig in the ribs defense for someone trying to shoot/tackle me at my MMA gym.

Those push ups are the special matt furey ones, they work out your whole pecks as opposed to just a portion of them.

Oh No, ASSFire has discovered t3h 4nt1-Gr4pp31…

I had no idea you could just do “anti grappling” as opposed to spending loads of time hugging sweaty men down at some BJJ or MMA place. I know what i’m going to do from now on, i’m looking for a systema club in my local area right now.

Based on your photo, you have the physique for it,

What photo might that be?

ASSFire is seen here recieving the coveted Special Olympics Participants Award

For not soiling himself while competing.

Did the date with that girl you were telling me about via pm go well? I hope you played it cool like I told you to bro. Send me a pm, tell me how it went.

ASSFire gets lucky with his Sister.

Dude I TOLD you to get a hair cut before you went out with her!!! What the fuck were you thinking? I’d be surprised if you even get “finger action” with that babe.

I’m too busy railing you mom to bother with anyone else right now.

Go outside and wax my car!

I would if you had a car. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This was all done months ago, but for the abysmally stupid:

That isn’t your car, did you find my myspace or something? That’s MY car, it’s fucking shit though so I am getting a saab instead.

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Loser.

Boy racer.

You aren’t even fun to cornhole anymore, kinda like your mom.

Drink Bleach troll-failure.

I’m bored with you.

kthxby

You’re not bored, you’re sick and tired of me and you can’t wait till I’m banned. Because I rule your world.

Anti-grappled out from: http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36200

Wave bye bye to SFire… LMAO

gives single finger salute