Would you guys ever date a girl who could kick your ass? Do you think its possible to date a girl and watch her train with guys in a martial art like bjj?
for some reason this thread made my day
You can’t love them. They have cooties. Everyone knows that MA girls have twice the cooties of your normal Vietnamese hooker.
hahaha you guys are great.
You’re a teenager aren’t you?
You need help if you’re not.
… what do you have against vietnamese hookers?
I doubt there are many girls who can’t kick your ass.
i let my gf sit on my chest and hit me in the face. while i did find it incredibly hot, it also left a big ass bruise on my face. and it fucking hurt. I didn’t expect someone 50kg to hit that hard.
anyway if it came to a fight with anything goes she would probably just shoot me since she is a pretty crack shot and is in the navy reserves.
well in all fairness she does outweigh you by a good 10kg
How the hell does that come up in conversation? Hey babe, can you do me a fav? Sure honey! What is it? Oh, just get full mount on me and punch me in the face please. Was drinking involved?
Drinking? This is just foreplay for Alex. Now that he’s got a regular girlfriend who is twice his size, he can get his ass kicked every night of the week!
dude, ill fuck anything that moves!
Look lebell, you’re noob has arrived…
think he’ll send Lebell GLITTER NOOOOODZ?
she was straddling me, and was complaining how unfair it was that i was stronger than her (she is 15kg lighter than me… duh) so she wanted to assert her physical dominance by cracking me one in the mouth. i think it hurt her hand more actually.
Who knows?? Those glitter noodz are quite elusive you know…
far too elusive you know
Well… Not really a problem for me personally, just for those peverted people in the world who enjoy that sort of thing. 
I’ll have you know I wouldn’t enjoy them.
They’re icky-yucky-disgusting.
But I would force myself to look at every last one of them.
Twice.
I’m somewhat offended… I think…