Yup,
I shit you not. Nerve.com has a series of these things from different groups of people, everything from professional dog walkers to the folks standing in line to buy an Iphone. But I thought this one had special resonance for you…
Ya fuckin degenerates.
Lesson 1: How Do 69 From a Low Horse Stance
Lesson 2: How Do Long Fist
Oh. I thought by female fighters you meant guys that fight females. Never mind…
You’re getting it all wrong. The trick is to catch them with the chloroform rag first so they don’t fight back.
Your comprehension of the Queen’s language is woefully lacking…
Why would I bother learning english if I’m never going to England?
(I actually had to edit that twice)
Hey its what do you know, its Molly from my school… She’s bad ass, I might have 80 pounds on her but she could bully me around the cage like I’m a side of bacon.
i agree…i talk good american. that’s all i need.
Someone has some degenerate Bene Gesserit fantasy, whomever thought that page would be a good idea.
I can actually talk pretty good Mexican too.
wow what a load of crap.
probably the best advice to male fighters is shower.
They’re actually pretty entertaining. The site’s geared towards a more realistic and humorous take on sex. On the whole they have a good product.
But good Dune reference. I don’t know which scared me more, that a Sci-Fi reference like that made it onto a post about getting laid, or that I understood the reference perfectly and laughed.
wow… it’s like my role here…
but nowhere near as exciting or fun.
Sex advice: If a girl does combat sports and you say “wow, you could probably kick my ass” then you’ve instantly killed any chance you ever had of getting in their pants.
sex advice: if a girl in your class asks how you got such a pretty girlfriend, it’s a compliment. don’t reply with “i don’t wanna toot my own horn or anything like that, but i’m freaking HUGE!” as a means of impressing your classmate with your wang size.
Ah! Kat, where have you and your sagely advice been all my life? I shall take that one on board at once
Shit! Strike out… I suck…
Yes, much better to say, “any-time sister”. Then, at least, prepare to die with honor- and what a death. But, each to their own. :waoya :icon_joke
I’m sure the “you could probably kick my ass” line would work with a dominatrix.