In honour of my very frist thread in trollshido, I will introduce you to the most dangerous technique ever created.
Feared by men.
Drooled upon by women.
Shaolin and Taoist monks mediated for centuries to aquire this knowledge.
I have found it, I have named it, and now, for a limited time only, it is yours !!!
The “flying cock soars into the moist gully” technique !!!
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But wait, there is more !!
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Made of durable and sanitary rubber and vinyl, it is just like the real thing !!!
Dim Mak ??? HAH a joke !!
BJJ ? simply puppet’s play compared to:
“The flying cock soars into the moist gully” !!
Order now !!
Supplies are limited and going fast !!
Visa, MC and paypal
( sexual favours by attractive females, also accepted as a from of payment).
Don’t mistake this art with its many imitations, like the Brasilian ones mentioned by the above paster (WCL), he is obviously dilusional.
The “Flying cock soars into the moist gully” is NOT for the beginner, cocks have been broken when the technique is used without being mastered.
Only MY system can make you not only a feared and formidable fighter, but a man to be yearned for by women.
Check out this testimonial:
" I was a mere shidokan stylist, and I did some Muay Thai, but I never got the ladies, not until Master Ronin69 taught me his technique.
Now, I have to use my skills to fight women off me.
Thanks Master Ronin69 and “the flying cock soars into the moisy gully”.
Don’t listen to him gentlemen, he is obviously a TMA !!
No, order now and will not only include the life like sparring partner AND the “iron cock” dvd, free for only a combined price of 199.99, BUT, you will get the highly sought after dvd of “Tiger takes it in the ass” !!!
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The life size sparring partner
“Iron cock”
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Precisely! The Old Monks of Fa-Ke, in Rio de Janeiro (also known as “those lazy bastards”), having nothing else to do and being too lazy to try and get a public office, resorted to their amazing logic and insight, all gleamed from an empty bottle of beer, to develop the ancient “brazilian tranvestite ass clinch technique (with condom)” in order to fight off the corrupt government of the time, who kept trying to imprison them for being a public nuissance and for peeing in front of the police district.
The technique itself was useless against the forces of the government, since the governor of Rio was smart enough to send only heterossexual soldiers against the rebels.
However, the technique proved invaluable in prison, where the Monks managed to survive and prosper by gaining control of the most proeminent members (ahem) of the criminal community!
AND NOW, THIS KNOWLEDGE CAN BE YOURS TOO!
AMAZE your friends!
SHOCK your parents!
TERRIFY your neighbours!
DISGUST the police!
And finally,
DEFEND YOURSELF SUCCESSFULLY AGAINST THE OTHER PRISONERS, when you are finally thrown into jail for being a disgusting, good for nothing public nuisance!
IT IS MORE THAN A TECHNIQUE, IT IS A LIFE PATH!
AND IT IS WRITTEN IN CAPITAL LETTERS, SO IT MUST BE TRUE!!!
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"However, in rare instances, it is possible to “break” or seriously fracture an erect penis. During an erection, blood flows into the penis through erectile tissue called the corpus cavernosa, which becomes rigid when the blood fills it. If an erect penis is struck very hard, it’s possible to fracture this tissue. If a fracture occurs, a man might hear a popping or cracking sound, and will most likely experience excruciating pain and bruising. It’s very important to get to an emergency room to be treated by a urologist as soon as possible if this happens. "
Originally posted by DJeter1234
[B]you can actually break the tissue in a cock
"However, in rare instances, it is possible to “break” or seriously fracture an erect penis. During an erection, blood flows into the penis through erectile tissue called the corpus cavernosa, which becomes rigid when the blood fills it. If an erect penis is struck very hard, it’s possible to fracture this tissue. If a fracture occurs, a man might hear a popping or cracking sound, and will most likely experience excruciating pain and bruising. It’s very important to get to an emergency room to be treated by a urologist as soon as possible if this happens. "
