Genius. He knows things. He’s my lil’ yellow Yoda.
Consequently, he is also immune to the green power ring.
Only if you can’t overcome your fears. Omega fears no man.
We’ve all heard your story about how you TKO’d Parallax by headbutting his fist, old man. Back in the day I walked both directions uphill in the snow to clean out the central power battery every day, blah blah blah. We know, we know. You’re Hal Jordan and a half. We get it.
Hal Jordan is a pussy compared to me. More like a less masculine pussy, but still a pussy.
Hal rocked faces and you haters know it. He had cartilage in his nose, yes, but he was a badass nonetheless.
Guy Gardner bitch. Guy Gardner.
His haircut alone disqualifies him as a manly superhero.
Yet he still managed to get one of the most ironically hottest characters in the DC universe. Take that bitch.
Kyle Motherfucking Rayner.
That’s just bad writing.
Kyle Rayner is a bitch.
I always liked Damage.
You guys are all huge dorks.
My mom’s baking cookies this afternoon, want to come over?
Chocolate chip?
Are they Zen cookies?
Yes and of course they’ll be Zen cookies, baked in Mill Valley, Cali.
Maybe Serge can pick them up on the way over.
Cookies are for pussies. I eat buffalo chips.
No wonder you’re full of shit…
I…
I know you are but what am I?
Full of shit.
Still having problems with reading comprehension, eh?
Na uh…