Sammy Franco's "Open Challenge"

What a complete idiot.

The correct thing for him to do would be to just have the picture of that hottie as his entire site. People would think him far less of a retarded fuckwitt than at the momment.

Agreed, a moron with a gun/knife is a dangerous moron.

Now that would work, and cause Franco to soil himself.

That’s it Matt you’re banned !

Ashida K’s was my most recent banning :slight_smile:

One post one ban.

Whenever I see a RBSD thread, I’m waiting for a SM ownage. And that was it.

lol, I think it might be a bit higher than that.

If it’s the Clooney version, me.

To those not from the dc/md/va area, gaithersburg is a mostly white suburb.

My mother’s opinions of sammy franco of gaithersburg:

"when I was in high school we used to call the kids from Gaithersburg “Boogers” cause they said it like that, “gaithersboog”. But don’t tell this guy cause he’ll kill me. back then it was very rural, very hayseed "

"the cool guys from g’burg hs drove camaros
one time I went to a field party out there and a guy almost beat me up cause I almost let the zipper on my jacket touch (and maybe scratch) his car "

"Posthumandude: i’m posting all this on bullshido
Bjjegg: fabulous. he’s going to kill us all
thereby winning our eternal (and I mean eternal) respect of course to fight your five-foot 100-pound mother armed only with a kitchen sink, buddies with bats, and maybe a souped-up camaro "

"in Anacostia it’s all street, all the time
Bjjegg: brushing your teeth is street
Bjjegg: junior, how many times have I told you that when you brush your teeth, you STAND WITH YOUR BACK TO THE WALL? "

"
Posthumandude: but what i’m wondering, is if he walked up to a couple dudes chilling on the corner and tried to sell his str33t training, how would they react?
Bjjegg: mi street es su street
Bjjegg: I know what I hope they would do
Bjjegg: what they would do if there is a god
Bjjegg: and she has both a sense of humor and a sense of justice
Posthumandude: what?
Bjjegg: show him a little street
Bjjegg: up close
Posthumandude: I never knew you could be so vindictive. I love you, mom.
Bjjegg: and then make him haul his shiny white butt back to the exurbs quick "

"I think the indie movie of Sammy’s Trip to Anacostia should definitely have a gogo soundtrack the junkyard band could do a lot with his head "

" I’m checking out “meet Sammy Franco” The pic at the bottom of the page reveals that he has tragically lost both hands in a street fight and had to have them replaced with large metal discs! "

"Posthumandude: he’s like batman!
Bjjegg: but sociopathic!
Posthumandude: but vaguely homoerotic! just like batman!
Bjjegg: look at the page with the album on it! apparently he has a boyfriend with no limbs and a transparent torso!
Bjjegg: who’s into s&m!
"

Franco is NOT from DC. I am from DC. It is mostly a very rough place.

Sammy franco is from gaithersburg, a redneck exurb of DC.

dude , has no one noticed the inherent GAYNESS of this site at ALL ? Seriously , The whole thing is like - fuck , I dont kow , Metaphord for closet assfuckerry ! You have all these “Phantasy” Images holding(stroking) long Weapons but shrouded in hoods/masks - thier Identity hidden/closeted - but all SOMEHOW displaying their Muscley Manhood . You have Franco posing in a BUNCH of different opening poses of Playgirl photoshoots … I mean , seriously , That site is more rediculously Homoerotic than Mattbattle !

Originally posted by Vargas
[B]Dude, the chances of that guy showing up to a Throwdown are too low to measure. All kinds of bad things could happen. He’d make fun of my bald head and hurt my feelings, probably make me cry and stuff. I’m very fragile and delicate, even the fire ants in your backyard were having their way with me. :slight_smile:

BTW, forget about the chef’s hat, that ninja headband of your’s was the shiz-nit, I’ll need to get one before the Vegas Throwdown. . . [/B]

NEVER going to happen man , they want to rub your head too much . ANd NOT the one that we can see in the pictures .

Originally posted by JKDChick
[B]Yeah!

Why is he so special?

You haven’t even called me a dyke yet! [/B]

No offence hon , but you , being a woman , arent EVER going to get ANY kind of a “Rise” out of this crowd .

Theyre too busy making that thwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwapthwap UUUUGGGGHHGHGHGGHGH !!! sound to the pick (and Probably the FEEL , honestly) of Sammy’s Biceps .

I just wonder if the Camaro thing is true . It would so fit . I bet that when he goes to break in - I mean “Recruit” a new member , that he runs his hands through his Greasy mop once for adequate lubrication .

“I accept the challenge if he signs the waiver that I don’t have to kiss him after I fcuk him… up.”
Freddy Kruger

Re: Re: Sammy Franco’s “Open Challenge”

Originally posted by KayDeePee

Better yet, it’s going to be like in True Lies where the cameraman will have a gun hidden inside his camera.

Maybe Sammy’s actually a huge film buff and built a working replica of the tripod/knife Karl Boehm used to slay his victims in Peeping Tom.

well, he is betting his house that you will lose, so if you lose you give him 10k if you win, he bet his house and lost, and i’m betting even this schmucks house is worth more than 10k. Not a bad deal for beating up some mullet rock retard.

The irony is that it seems he spars, does ground work and other (what should be normal) things. He just has a fetish for heavy metal and crime statistics.

Originally posted by Ironwave
Internet experts", “sport challengers”, “arm chair theoreticians” and “wanna be warriors” He hit the nail right on the head and most are on this thread & forum. As what I read& hear only a small% of ppl on here know what there talking about.

The issue is that although Franco may indeed teach legitimate techniques and use productive training methods the bluster and cock-waving of his advertising is insipid.

While there are differences in how you should approach training depending on your goals the kill or be killed attitude is childish.

There are few circumstances where most Americans are going to have to make that sort of choice. This is particularly true for those of us that are not through socio-economic conditions forced to live in poor areas.

It is my understanding that Franco lives in a rather gentile area, away from the crime that plagues many inner city areas, though even they seem to be a far cry from the streets of the Johannesburgs of the world.

Additionally the sorts of “challenges” offered up by Franco act merely as screens against individuals that may legitimately try and find out if Franco really is a quality fighter. They also seem to be more commonly in place to act as sheilds against someone finding out if you can indeed handle yourself. Or not as the case may be.

There is of course the additional irony that a self-defense and hand to hand “expert” views having a friend shoot a challenger in the back as a validation of his particular brand of RBSD.

How can you be a dyke when you’re a man?

" 4. If you lose (and I’ll bet my house that you will!) you must financially compensate me in the amount of $10,000 US dollars. I am a professional and I want to be paid for my time."
Yeah so how many people can afford to dish out $10,000 dollars. Give me a fucking break. This is obviously a ploy to discourage people from trying. Why not do it for free or at least do it at a affordible price that the average joe can afford.