Saddam isn't dead

You think Saddam Hussein is dead?

Didn’t you notice that right after he died, most of the resistance in Iraq stopped?

They agreed to let Saddam Hussein go if he would tell the resistance to stop.

They had to fake his death so the people like you that were brainwashed he was the anti christ would feel like he got what he deserved, and the job the USA had set out to do was accomplished.

Isn’t propaganda a wonderful thing?

Do you have any proof that Saddam Hussein is still alive and that they faked his death?

Please sign me up for the enlightenment!

Who the fuck cares about Saddam Hussein and political propagandas? When the fuck are you going to show us YOU putting your principles into practice, in an actual fight?

Do the noble thing, “HiThere”.

Commit the ultimate seppuku and tell us if you see Saddam on “the other side”.

Do it.

I dare you.

For Science’s Sake…of course.

Do your parents no your playin on the intraweb again? your gonna get a whoopin boy!
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It’s true Saddam is driving a cab in New York

Seriously though how do you measure resistance stopping since there’s been plenty of resistance since he died.

Also when does your mother ship come and take you off this planet, can you please tell it to hurry up

I know this happened when you were still too young to encode long-term memories, but MOST OF THE RESISTANCE DID NOT STOP IN IRAQ AFTER SADDAM WAS KILLED.

Go read a book and get off the internet.

I was in Iraq not long after Saddam died. Seemed pretty hot to me.

Reality check: most of the insurgents hated Saddam. Saddam was a Sunni who oppressed the Shi’ite majority, so the Al Sader’s Mahdi Army hated him. He was also a secularist who didn’t enact sharia law, so Al Qaeda hated him. The only people who were sorry to see him go were a few former regime hardliners from his home town, and no one really gives a shit about them.

The violence dropped off due to the surge and the defeat of Al Qaeda in Al Anbar province. Saddam’s death (and lacking evidence to the contrary we must assume he is quite dead) had no appreciable effect on the situation.

Your understanding of international events is laughable.

You’re right Happeh, Saddam is alive.

I heard that it was Lord Vetinari who ordered that Saddam’s hanging should be faked so he could then put Saddam in charge of the Ankh-Morpork Post Office.

I suggest you go to the Watch for help with this. Commander Vimes wont stand for that sort of thing.

If Vimes doesn’t listen you should go to William de Worde of the Ankh-Morpork Times and blow the lid on this government conspiracy.

mrm1775, please do not attempt to derail a HiThere thread with facts, personal experience and common sense.

They have no place here.

You should ask thoughtful questions about important issues:
“HiThere… what colour unicorn does Saddam ride into battle?”

I have proof Saddam is dead and living in a gay relationship with the Devil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwU1ItYARsI

blurple it’s a colour that “THEY” has been suppressing for centuries

Its not soo much Saddam is alive it’s that the Evil Reptilian overlord controlling his mind from the 11th Dimension is still influencing our lives through political propaganda.
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This thread conclusively proves that science does not nescessarily help the kung fu man.

It is my understanding that Saddam is rooming with Tupac in an apartment they sublet from Elvis.

I’m noscar.com.

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Have we established if HiThere thinks “Transformers” is a documentary depicting the actual invasion of Earth by bitching race cars n’ shit?

Saddam isn’t dead, he’s running for president in the US.

(moar like osama)