So my ex just called me and she begged and pleaded and begged with me to see her before she moves out of town. I told her no, no, no, no, no. Then her mom called me. Her mom LOVES me and asked me to go out with her. I couldn’t say no. So now I’m going to pick her up in a few minutes. Updates will come in this epic failure that will be later.
I will post updates later. Oh this is so funny.
I;m assuming her mum asked you to go out with the daughter. Cos turning her down and then dating the mum is just mean 
Good luck…
quite the attention whore today huh.
that goes for both of you.
I’m always an attention whore. It’s just i get lazy some days
Dude, do you every actually fuck a girl? Because I haven’t talked as much shit about fucking girls as you do since I was a virgin.
I’m pretty sure he hasn’t talked about acctually having sex with all of them. His moralls are far to high…
You should bang the girl and her mom at the same time and then post pics.
Re-read that original post. Between the lisp and the flapping hands with which that can only have been delivered, fucking a girl cannot be an activity in contention here.
Just be happy it was a girl!:eusa_liar
Ok so here’s what happened.
We go eat and she starts asking me why I’m so mad at her. Why I am so uncaring of her and whatever.
I just give her the most blank stare I could give her. It’s just… mind boggling. Treating me like shit, then leaving me for someone else. How could she NOT expect me to be pissed? I ordered a steak that cost something like $25 and a $4 drink, which was twice her meal. I told her that I’m over her and that I"m happy, which made her unhappy. I told her she was a bitch and a very angry and cowardly girl. She was unhappy about that too.
Overall it was a dinner in which she asked me questions and I told her the brutal honest truth about how much of a bitch she is. She almost cried, but I told her, “Don’t make a scene. I might have to leave, and I did drive so I might feel bad leaving you here.”
So she sucked it up. Overall, it’s the most assholish thing I’ve ever done in my entire life. It was 2 hours of knocking her down all those pegs and just overall telling her to stop being a bitch that expected everyone to bend over backwards for her. She even complained about how I didn’t open up the doors for her like I used to, to which I replied that it was different when she wasn’t a total whore. She didn’t like that.
Oh what a night. Oh and to top it off, remember girl 1 in my other thread? I went out with her after dinner too.
I’m laughing hysterically at the sitcom my life has become.
She complained that you didn’t open up doors for her? Is she paralized or something?
i’m clapping, Sirc. and i’m proud of you.
because i can’t stand it when other girls do that shit.
fuck around with a guy’s heart and mind… and then expect to be treated kindly for it.
let Sirc’s actions be a lesson to you jilted ones out there:
don’t ever let a girl expect you to take anymore bullshit from her now that you’re broken up.
OH and I flirted with every hostess and waitress we came across, made her pay for everything and it was great.
very nice
me, on the other hand, cheated on my girlfriend with my best friend last weekend, I feel like a pig but I rationalize it by saying I loved my friend long before I met my gf.
plus your girlfriend can’t blame you if your best friend is hotter than her.
Hmm, it depends on how good the GF and friend were as friends… Should’ve called a threesome man.
Sush- if she was a total bitch then its fair if you’re a total bitch back. Dont feel bad
The GF lives out of country, she used to not like my friend because she didn’t trust her- after they met for the first time in person, she liked her a lot. :neutral:
Also true, I love looooooooove tom-girls.
Meh. Seems normal.
I don’t feel bad. I feel awesome.
Thought you might, feels good doesn’t it?