Chuck Norris…
A far more pertinent question is could the Street Sharks beat the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Ronnie never tested positive for steroids? Well then, he obviously never took them. I mean, why would anybody think otherwise? FFS. (Oh, Royce, BTW).
[QUOTE=mjgb61;2565303]Ronnie never tested positive for steroids? Well then, he obviously never took them. I mean, why would anybody think otherwise? FFS. (Oh, Royce, BTW).[/QUOTE]
how would royce win, he’s physically not strong enough to execute any submission on coleman
Chokes don’t require that much raw strength.
[QUOTE=Nefron;2565313]Chokes don’t require that much raw strength.[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
The one with a knife.
Gorilla vs. Lesnar was a better thread.
I get the feeling this came to be like this: a kung fu guy gets a lot of shit from bjj player(s) online or in real life, and/or was manhandled physically. Said kung fu guy seeks to make generic prominent UFC bjj player (Royce Gracie) look weak, and thus take bjj down a peg. All the while, not considering that kung fu fighters have a shittier reputation in actually taking down larger opponents, despite wikipedia platitudes about how kung fu was designed for the small man to beat the big man (like bjj wasn’t). This is all purely speculative, though.
In this weird hypothetical, I think Rickson would be a better match against Coleman.
Oh, and let’s not forget Royce vs Akebono:
Akebono might not be muscled like Coleman, but sumo champions are strong as fuck. The fact that Royce won by shoulder lock should tell you something.
Ronnie would set his car stereo bass speakers to ‘stun’. It’s over well before Royce is within clinch range.
Your first post on here is this? Am I missing something or is this your opening for the banhammer?
Now, as for the question. I wonder what type of cardio RC has? If it is somewhat lacking, Royce moves around a bit, pops him a few times with some “softening” techniques, gets a takedown, and chokes the crap out of him.
Or Royce goes ape-nuts and hits RC in the head with a bar stool. You know, roid-rage and all.
The winner is the person who doesn’t read this thread.
Let’s hope for lots of winners.
I lost already.
Ronnie coleman all the fucking way! If you say royce it is because steroids shrunk your brain along with your balls!
[QUOTE=chinesefarmer;2565306]how would royce win, he’s physically not strong enough to execute any submission on coleman[/QUOTE]
The answer is to simply…
Who wins in a fight to the death between the n00b named your next and the n00b named chinesefarmer?
Bullshido.
fuck no!!! Turtles all the way!!!
I’ve met Ronnie several times. I had a buddy, Whit, who went to BNCOC with me out lift him, but to be fair he was pretty much a carbon copy or Ronnie down to the voice. They are true BBMs. Whit didn’t think much of JJ when we met he had more respect when I submitted him a couple of times.
[QUOTE=Gezere;2565478]fuck no!!! Turtles all the way!!!
I’ve met Ronnie several times. I had a buddy, Whit, who went to BNCOC with me out lift him, but to be fair he was pretty much a carbon copy or Ronnie down to the voice. They are true BBMs. Whit didn’t think much of JJ when we met he had more respect when I submitted him a couple of times.[/QUOTE]
you had a buddy who could out lift ronnie coleman. riiiight…
(200lbs dumbell press for 12 clean reps 5 weeks out from the mr olympia, so very dieted and carb depleted)
[QUOTE=WhiteShark;2565397]Ronnie coleman all the fucking way! If you say royce it is because steroids shrunk your brain along with your balls![/QUOTE]
This. You happy now chinesefarmer? Two ranked BJJ guys agreed with your secret hopes and dreams.
Now go back to MAP you larping lapdog.