Remember the portugese/english girl I posted a while back?

meh grainy b/w image? would need a better pic than that to justify.

You know her?

Did you ‘meet’ her on myspace?

She looks underage.

Don’t worry about her, SS. I have a pickup line that like TKD, works every time with any woman. Bullshido, you say? On the contrary, it goes a little something like this–

“Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform to you?”

It’s guaranteed to make her swoon and fall right into your arms. After that, find a secluded place to take her in your sound-proof van and make that special woman yours forever. Don’t forget the plastic.

We already made the pickup line thread a while back. Nice try though. The Gods of humor give you a slight nod for your efforts.

why tell us, and why don’t you go and score?

Tell me how old she is so I can feel guilty or not.

Jeez, take it easy on sirc. Didn’t he almost get beat to death by a junkie with a steel plate?

That was last week, why are you still worried about a 30 second adrenalin dump on his behalf? this isn’t group therapy.

She’s 20. Don’t stress about it.

LOL! Do you even know what a vagina looks like or where it’s located?

http://www.coolnurse.com/vagina.htm

You must be if you’re gloating about playing email tag with an average looking teenager.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvRgEOUb3-E

“I could have sworn she was at least ten!”

What’s it like being a massive faggot?

you think i’m only average looking?

Still waiting for you to tell us…

Sushi, dating via the internet is ALWAYS a bad idea.

Only weird people.

Normal people meet their partners be it for one night stands or relationships in daily life, the people who use the internet for it have some deficit.

I’ve done it once out of curiosity: never ever again.

im not even going to tell you about it, that bad.

A “worst dressed man but best job in the world” kind of father.