This one:
Yeah well remember how I said I’d eventually get a talking to her and make her fall in love with me and we would run off and get married and all that good stuff?
Well fuck you bitches, because she’s been emailing me a lot lately! HA!
Fuck, I’m so God damned bored.
Yeah, that would be a great accomplishment but, you are siting in front of your computer.
i’ll call you.
Yay! Call me.
Yeah, that would be a great accomplishment but, you are siting in front of your computer.
Anyway, I’m waiting for my date to call me when she gets off of work. So yeah. Fuck you.
wow a girl is emailing you. maybe you should take her out for some tea and scones and a total non sexual event.
Oh, be nice… He wants to take things slow… Lol.
Remember, no matter how much you want to put her in a soccer jersey and roll her over, she’ll be expecting you to put it in the vagina.
These are merely the beginning phases. Once I’m done working my magic, everything will come together. You just watch.
on the plus side you won’t have to get her inside vermont to marry her
you guys are gonna feel so dumb for making fun of sirc when he marries her.
She’ll magically become a man?
You spelled him wrong.
LOL U R GAY!
Jesus you’re so funny with those witty quips. I feel like my soul just died a little from that assault. I’m going to cry now.
You have a soul and like women?
Hold on…
No sign of the Apocalypse WTF is going on?
I stand her mortally wounded by your rapier of wit. Look at me, I’m dying. I’m dying because of your wit. Because of your silly notion that I am a homosexual. You know who’s homosexual? French people.
whats with the french hating??
I love their women and I can’t have them.
But also because Jeremy Clarkson hates them and I love Jeremy Clarkson like a father.
well that seems like a good reason…
Hell for 19.95 a month I’d email you too…
'cause this is the only free response your gonna get for one of your posts
Her legs will come together followed shortly after by a restraining order. That shit is double magical.
She is hot though… I’ll concede that point w/o a fight.