My instructor said she wanted to practice the rear naked choke.
So i took of my shorts.
Now I am not allowed back.
:toothy4:
Tee hee.
… oi vey
… let me guess… you’ll get your coat? 
When she asked me to leave I couldnt help but give her a HARD time.
It’s getting dangerously cheesy in here. Like a nuclear hybrid cheese factory on the verge of critical mass, Chernobyl style.
lolz.
On my way out a fellow student asked if I could give her bo staff lessons.
To which you replied “Sorry, I only have a kubaton”.
She answered “Hands On? No way baby, I’m a no-touch knockout.”
I asked her if she also had a glass jaw and if kubaton to mouth action would achieve the same results.
sings like Pink
…it’s just you and your iron palm tonight…
“I am little RUSTY when it CUMS to the iron palm”, I replied.
:la:
She shook her head dissaprovingly. “Rusty? A beginners mistake. You must practice with your weapons daily to develop your skills. It takes many years of sticky hands before you are ready to enter the ring.”
“I have been solo training for years, that is how I mastered the Stick Hands”, I replied as I stroked my kubaton, “my calluses are so tough that is what makes my Iron Palm so dangerous”