Drills are common in most martial arts schools today; not just sit ups, punches, etc. but scenario drills too. However, most of these scenario drills neglect many elements of actual combat. For example, most knife disarming drills taught today are one action to one response (Student A attempts a jab with the knife, student B redirect the knife)
and their knives are usually of the same style and size.
So let’s skip the one action to one response bs and make our own scenarios. I just want to see people’s response to random scenarios that are likely happen in real life (feel free to make your own scenarios too).
Number 1: You’re washing your hands in a restroom at the mall, the guy next to you pulls out a knife and demands you to crouch and put your hands behind your back. No one else is in the restroom.
Number 2: You’re walking to your car, a group of three is waiting by your car. You don’t know if they’re armed or not. One of them keys the car.
This may seem kind of dumb, but I just want to hear some honest answers.
Crouch down with my hands behind my back, and then start nuzzling his crotch. Open his fly with my teeth and start sucking on his penis. In the confusion, go for an ankle pick and slam his head against the tile floor.
Number 2: You’re walking to your car, a group of three is waiting by your car. You don’t know if they’re armed or not. One of them keys the car.
Break into the better car parked next to mine, hotwire it, run the trio over.
Welcome to bullshido. You definitely need to spend some time here.
Since this is in noobietown I won’t post something about you being a mouth breather and how it must be difficult to type with drool all over the keyboard.
Usually in reality when someone pulls a knife on you, unless you run away, you get cut.
Then you get to ride in the pretty ambulance to the emergency room.:icon_thum
edit. I got interrupted in the middle of my post and it need to be fixed. Its hard to type on these damn drool covered keys!
Come on, man, this isn’t the Octagon. In t3h bathr00m, you need to use t3h d3adly c0ckbite!
Edit: Newbietown? Shit. Well, I’m not trolling the n00b…
Okay, in all seriousness, I’m going to say that if the dude pulled a knife on me in the bathroom, I’m not sure how I’d react. If he wanted my wallet, he’d probably get it. Anything further and I’d be looking for an opening to create a distraction and leg it.
The car thing? Well, I don’t have a car, but if some asshole keyed mine, I’d probably back off and call the cops. If they got bored and drove off, I might try to get the license plate. That’s about it.
You’re only half right. After the penis sucking, you wait for him to become relaxed and hungry. Soon he will ask you for a sandwich, and after you make him one (usually ham, always carry ham), you can escape.
Break into the better car parked next to mine, hotwire it, run the trio over.
Totally wrong. I’ll let you try again (hint: it starts with sucking their penises).
Neither of these scenarios should really require a martial arts response, unless you’re being foolhardy and brash. here’s what i’d do:
Number 1: Crouch and put my hands behind my back. Then give him my wallet, or whatever. Hope that someone else comes into the room while he’s holding me up. I’m not gonna go fighting this guy. I have no knife, and no knife skills. Even if I did, the chance of getting stabbed is still high enough. The fact that i’m still alive implies i have at least a fair chance of survival.
Number 2: Veere off in another direction, call the police. Wait for the police to arrive. Maybe try and get a good look at the people waiting there.
You are at a hardcore show when some kid wearing a FSU tee shirt (Fuck Shit Up, not Florida State) shoves you for no reason. You shove him back, and are confronted by 6 of his friends, all weilding hammers.
You stand up durring a pep talk from your Irish Mafioso call center manager to disagree with something he said, he tells you to “Sit your sorry ass down” as he reaches into his desk for a knife.
If you think the answers are anything other than: 1) run, and 2) sit down, you are not long for this world.
Begin by stating you’re very sorry, and look to make amends by sucking all their penises. Maybe a 6 way (not all at once, unless they also have guns on their person) gangbang if the original dick suckery doesn’t work.
You stand up durring a pep talk from your Irish Mafioso call center manager to disagree with something he said, he tells you to “Sit your sorry ass down” as he reaches into his desk for a knife.
Slip under his desk before he can get his knife. I think you can guess the rest.
I suggest you fall to the ground, start crying, soil yourself and vomit repeatedly, if that does not freak him out …:israel7va
Scenario 2, pull your gun drop two of the three guys, and tell the third one it was a fucking bead idea to key the car of a police officer before you drop him too. Then you place a gun in the hand of on of the attackers and call for beak up and report the shooting.