Fixed that for you.
…Don’t judge me.
One hour. I win.
Quick! Lets all roll our eyes in unison!
I once asked a girl I met online (never in real life) if I could stay at her house while I was in her area for an aikido seminar.
Ended up getting not only a free place to stay for the weekend, but also at least two free meals each day, and free sex.
Unfortunately, she turned out to be a total Lying Harpy who completely fucked up my life. She was the indirect cause of my permanently leaving aikido, and look what I’ve been reduced to. Damn bitch.
Talking about your conquests on the Internet? What a bitch :tongue5:
I met a girl online and ended up marrying her. Didn’t get into her pants until the second meeting, though, so I guess I lose.
I once met a girl online, and the next day we hooked up and dated for several months.
We broke up, and she turned out to be a lesbian.
I…lose.
If you only a bit lucky, it won’t be way bigger than yours.
Free food, shelter, nuni, and you left aikido. I fail to see how you didn’t get the upperhand.
so youre saying you were so bad in bed that you turned her? thats an accomplishement dude
How much did she cost?
And was she really a she?
she did eat my toast in the morning. bitch. we had a nice relationship for about a month and a half though
“Eat your toast”???
Is that some sort of New Zealand euphemisms for something?
Like Shellacking your Shillelagh?
no… i mean she ate my toast. like, went to the kitchen and cooked some of my toast and ate it.
you americans are fucking weird
Sometimes cutting myself makes the pain go away.
:emo:
Actually, we never had sex…
…which means that since I didn’t fail in bed, I must have failed at life.
We’re friends now, she’s been with her girlfriend for a few years, and I’m happily married…
…which I suppose means I still lose.
Gentlemen, allow me to translate:
Alex was selling his bed in an online auction. Girl buys bed. She picks it up, takes it home and goes to sleep on it.
End of story
actually, that bed is now our couch in the living room. guess where I make our guests sit.
somewhere with a lot of toast crumbs?
ever sat in the back seat of a friends car and seen some suspicious looking stains on the seat? that makes things awkward
as long as you avoid that kinda thing on your couch, it should be ok
Actually I’ve moved pretty fast with girls online before. Half hour of talking before being invited to a movie. Movie turned into sex. But that was wierd and REALLY turned me off of girls online.
I’m thinkin its cool this girl can roll.