So, you find yourself on the d34dly $tr33ts and someone starts trouble with you.
Do you pull out this:
Or would it be preferable just to projectile vomit into the face of your assailant?
Which is the more effective method of self defense?
So, you find yourself on the d34dly $tr33ts and someone starts trouble with you.
Do you pull out this:
Or would it be preferable just to projectile vomit into the face of your assailant?
Which is the more effective method of self defense?
Depends how good your aim is, and how commited to my erection I am.
I choose both, I swallow the kuboton and projectile vomit it out!
I’d advise no one to carry a kubotan.
A guy who lives near me always takes his keys and kubotan out and jangles them on the way to his car - I’m reasonably well balanced but he looks so ridiculous it makes me want to go up and slap him.
I daresay it acts as a rage-multiplier to any would-be assailant.
[QUOTE=captainbirdseye;2564206]I’d advise no one to carry a kubotan.
A guy who lives near me always takes his keys and kubotan out and jangles them on the way to his car - I’m reasonably well balanced but he looks so ridiculous it makes me want to go up and slap him.
I daresay it acts as a rage-multiplier to any would-be assailant.[/QUOTE]
Why you would you say that? Is he swaggering like a douche with it? Just asking…
This subsection is called the Martial Arts COMEDY forum, of which your OP is significantly deficient.
[QUOTE=Rawb_Prime;2564211]Why you would you say that? Is he swaggering like a douche with it? Just asking…[/QUOTE]
Yes, yes he does.
He’s about 5’5 and fat and you just know he thinks he’s badass because of a tiny metal stick.
I guess what I’m trying to say is he epitomises the culture of doing nothing in martial arts, and that’s why it annoys me
This is why I don’t post on Bullshido.
[QUOTE=jspeedy;2564203]I choose both, I swallow the kuboton and projectile vomit it out![/QUOTE]
I’m not really sure why that made me laugh so much… but bravo.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Dry swallow half a pack of Mentos, chug diet coke, open mouth in direction of opponent.
[QUOTE=Larus marinus;2564601]I’m not really sure why that made me laugh so much… but bravo.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Dry swallow half a pack of Mentos, chug diet coke, open mouth in direction of opponent.[/QUOTE]
Bullshido gives me so many good ideas.
[QUOTE=captainbirdseye;2564214]Yes, yes he does.
He’s about 5’5 and fat and you just know he thinks he’s badass because of a tiny metal stick.
I guess what I’m trying to say is he epitomises the culture of doing nothing in martial arts, and that’s why it annoys me[/QUOTE]
Ah,I see. Got a guy @ the office like that also…