Projectile vomit vs. Kubotan

So, you find yourself on the d34dly $tr33ts and someone starts trouble with you.

Do you pull out this:

Or would it be preferable just to projectile vomit into the face of your assailant?

//youtu.be/cWq9_m9fiCY

Which is the more effective method of self defense?

Depends how good your aim is, and how commited to my erection I am.

I choose both, I swallow the kuboton and projectile vomit it out!

I’d advise no one to carry a kubotan.

A guy who lives near me always takes his keys and kubotan out and jangles them on the way to his car - I’m reasonably well balanced but he looks so ridiculous it makes me want to go up and slap him.

I daresay it acts as a rage-multiplier to any would-be assailant.

[QUOTE=captainbirdseye;2564206]I’d advise no one to carry a kubotan.

A guy who lives near me always takes his keys and kubotan out and jangles them on the way to his car - I’m reasonably well balanced but he looks so ridiculous it makes me want to go up and slap him.

I daresay it acts as a rage-multiplier to any would-be assailant.[/QUOTE]

Why you would you say that? Is he swaggering like a douche with it? Just asking…

This subsection is called the Martial Arts COMEDY forum, of which your OP is significantly deficient.

[QUOTE=Rawb_Prime;2564211]Why you would you say that? Is he swaggering like a douche with it? Just asking…[/QUOTE]

Yes, yes he does.

He’s about 5’5 and fat and you just know he thinks he’s badass because of a tiny metal stick.

I guess what I’m trying to say is he epitomises the culture of doing nothing in martial arts, and that’s why it annoys me

This is why I don’t post on Bullshido.

[QUOTE=jspeedy;2564203]I choose both, I swallow the kuboton and projectile vomit it out![/QUOTE]

I’m not really sure why that made me laugh so much… but bravo.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Dry swallow half a pack of Mentos, chug diet coke, open mouth in direction of opponent.

[QUOTE=Larus marinus;2564601]I’m not really sure why that made me laugh so much… but bravo.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Dry swallow half a pack of Mentos, chug diet coke, open mouth in direction of opponent.[/QUOTE]

Bullshido gives me so many good ideas.

[QUOTE=captainbirdseye;2564214]Yes, yes he does.

He’s about 5’5 and fat and you just know he thinks he’s badass because of a tiny metal stick.

I guess what I’m trying to say is he epitomises the culture of doing nothing in martial arts, and that’s why it annoys me[/QUOTE]

Ah,I see. Got a guy @ the office like that also…