A few months ago I got meatspinned by my roommate. I came home from a hard day of work, grabbed a beer, opened my browser and boom, “You spin me right round…” It was disturbing, but funny (www.meatspin.com NOT SAFE FOR WORK). I’ve run into a couple more of these kind of links since then, including www.lemonparty.org and www.mudfall.com (NSFW). Anybody got any others good ones, or good related stories? Sneaking these into someone’s homepage, or even better, a few of their favorites, is just too funny.
What you do, see, is you get a hold of your roomate’s soap and carve a prawn shaped groove in it. Then you insert a prawn. You then melt the shavings and pour them over the prawn, and then lather the whole works up to hide your misdeed. In a few weeks, prepare to be incredibly amused!
If you really want some more of those… (they’re all NSFW and from the same asshole who created lemonparty)
www.whoomp.org
http://stagparty.us/
http://macory.com/
http://yourmom.org/
http://thewillpower.org/
http://blink-182.com/
It’s true, I have a crush on you.
Obviously for the grappler, www.mat-battle.com is the best (or worst depending on what end you’re on) prank link ever. I don’t suppose it would have the same effect on nongrapplers but I bet they’d be horrified enough for it to be funny.
I’m kind of stupid apparently. I don’t get how this prank works. Wouldn’t he smell it right away? I also am not 100% sure what a prawn is. I’m assuming it’s some kind of shrimp.
Back in the day http://www.goatse.cx/ stole the last crumbs of my inner child’s innocence. The grandfather of all “prank” sites.
Thanks kwoww, those are horrid, especially the dirty dick one. I’ll have to try the thing with the prawn, that sounds funny. I suppose a lot of things could be inserted in the soap, a big cockroach or a chicken bone might be funny too. I guess they wouldn’t have the same smell.
If you do it right, it won’t smell. Not until the soap breaks in half and rotten prawn chunks go everywhere, in the shower. Then it reeks like hell.
You can spray mace into shampoo, or if you’re feeling daring, onto toilet paper.
That’s a pretty crazy prank. Here’s another one, a little less subtle but funny nonetheless. If your prank target is arachniphobic this is hillarious. Actually they don’t even necessarily have to be. What you do, is you go to the pet store and get a defanged (but still large and hairy) tarantula (yes, they actuallly sell these, I couldn’t believe it either). Set it loose in her room while she’s sleeping.
hmmm, i always liked to take the top off of the toilet and pull the feeder line out of the tank and then replace the top with the feeder line aiming out so that when someone flushes they get sprayed with water. that one never gets old.
Holy god in heaven that should be a capital offense.
I rarely flinch at anything, but spiders make me scream like a 10-year old girl. No living thing should have so much hairy legs.
Around Easter Walmart sells Egg shaped “Peeps like candy” in cases that look just like egg cartons. I would run up to people, and yell “Catch!” and throw them a box of the candy. I had a few people diving and jumping around for candy that way. it was awesome.
They took that down a loong time ago.
But if you wanna talk about classics, www.tubgirl.com is where it’s at.
Also http://hai2u.com is a fun one.
edit: The link above has been up for a while now so I better put a warning.
That link is known as Last Measure, one of the worst prank sites around. It will cause your browser to dance around, display all sorts of gruesomeness and basically just get ruined. You can change the first part of the url to anything you want if you want to trick people with it too.
Finally, the dreaded Last Measure, greatest weapon of all trolls, surfaces!
I’m surprised it didn’t before…
That link gave my antivirus software seizures…
It’s the Dim Mak of the internet.
Ok people, pack up and leave.
There’s nothing on the internet that can top this.