This thread will be filled with examples of shitty woman logic we’ve all experienced over our encounters with the opposite sex over the years.
I had a dream that you cheated on me so now I’m really mad at you.
I actually wrote the book (literally) on the whole “you must put the toilet seat down” bullshit. It’s availible on Amazon.com, Borders, B&N and anywhere fine books are sold.
Also slightly relevant:
And of course
I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers
Earth to women: Keep up or get lost. Somewhere there’s a man making 20% more than you by cleaning sewers, extinguishing burning oil wells, clearing landmines in Africa or just plain working the garbage tuck. Go take his job and earn that extra bank!
I didn’t think so.
[quote=Vorpal;2366904]I actually wrote the book (literally) on the whole “you must put the toilet seat down” bullshit. It’s availible on Amazon.com, Borders, B&N and anywhere fine books are sold.[/quote]You beat me to this one.
Men: Why didn’t you just ask?
Women:You should do it because you want to not because I have to ask.
Women:So why aren’t you doing it?
Men: Because I don’t want to do it.
Women:*Angry.
Omega, that reminds me of this one my ex-gf used to pull:
Her: Can you help me do this?
Me: I’m busy right now, but I can help you later on.
Her: does it by herself anyway, is now angry at me I really wish you’d helped me.
Me: WTF? I TOLD you I’d help you later, but you went ahead and did it now by yourself.
Her: *Angry.
Men hate bitches the way white men hate n*****s. … Long as they do like we say they’re suppose to do, everything always looks fine. But let one of them get even a little, teeny, weeny bit out of line, then you watch what happens — we wanna kill. We may not kill, but we wanna kill. Well, if I was a bitch and knew what I know ‘cause I ain’t one, I’d get out there and start killin’ first.
-Samuel R Delany
Does this make my butt look big?
Yes, but I like big butts.
What?
Oh come on.
You still not talking to me?
You’re wrong. They’re parasites.
Equation of the day:
-(t+a)=∅
a girl i used to work with was somewhat attractive. when she dolled herself up and got under the lights (or lack their of) in a night club, she and her friends were pretty goddamn hot. they loved being the hottest girls in a night club, attracting as much male attention as possible, and then being bitches to every guy that talked to them. it didn’t matter if the guy was actually a guy they would go for. they assumed that they would always have their choice in attractive men (with the attitude of, “and aren’t they all the same anyway?”). they thought this was a fun way to spend their weekends.
one night a guy offered to buy her, and all of her friends, a drink and asked if he and his friend could sit with them for a few minutes. her response was “yeah, you can buy us drinks, but why would we ever want to sit with you or anybody you would hang out with? you’re kind of a loser, you know that right?”
the guy wasn’t happy about that and called her a bitch.
she got pissed and had a bouncer throw him out.
the dumb cunt actually bragged about this for a week before she went out the next weekend and got another dumb story about starting a fight with a hot guy’s girlfriend and getting them both thrown out of the bar.
as long as i worked with her, she couldn’t figure out why nobody at work actually liked her.
oh, and one more that happened to me about 8 years ago.
i had a girlfriend who had gotten out of a 3 year relationship about 5 months before we started dating. her ex boyfriend was living on the west coast, we were in mississippi. he was fucking some other chick, she was fucking me. he didn’t make any effort to talk to her besides an occasional email.
we got along great. we never argued. we were into all the same stuff. sex was awesome for both of us. her friends loved me and vice versa. i thought she was the perfect girlfriend for me.
then she pulled this shit.
her: i have to break up with you, i still love mr. west coast, and we’re gonna try to work something out.
me: is he still fucking that other chick that goes to school with him?
her: yeah, but he’s gonna break up with her before he comes to visit me.
her: i still want to be friends though
me: no, you’re screwing me over for a guy that left you months ago to move to california and has a new girlfriend. he didn’t even care when you started seeing me. i don’t want to be friends with you.
3 months later, california dude had screwed her over and she had banged 5 other people that i knew.
her: i’m really sorry about everything that happened. i miss you.
me: i don’t have anything to say to you. there is no need for us to be mean to each other, but i still don’t want to be your friend.
she then started rumors that i hacked her email account, threatened violence on the dude she left me for, slandered her to her professors, and turned her friends against her. when called out on her bullshit, she said “you should have been friends with me”.
I hear that, one time, a woman actually kissed Sirc.
Yeah, but his mother doesn’t count.
WK @ Someday I’m going to write the chick-chasing version of teh Bulldinkietwinkies thread. Complete with RNC’s and Matt plague.
Ha!
Women who try to attribute other people’s behaviour to star signs. Somehow that pisses me off no end.
I have over 2500 posts and I’m still not a Supporting Member?
I rest my case. Keep up or get lost.
Kurt Angle cried in front of the world. That makes him a pussy and I (gf) could kick his ass for it.
[quote=Lily;2367036]Ha!
Women who try to attribute other people’s behaviour to star signs. Somehow that pisses me off no end.[/quote]
full moon makes her bitchy (not her period that’s a different week)