I turn 21 next month and I am open to any suggestions. Most of my friend’s are goody goodies and those who arent are deployed at the moment. I have only gotten drunk once before and that was when I was 16. I picked a fight with 3 Marines who were kind enough to only break my arm. I havent drank since. But seeing that it is my 21st I feel I should celebrate in an appropriate manner. So I am open to any suggestions on what beverages I should start and/or finish on.
Start out with some straight vodka chilled, then switch to vodka and finish off with more vodka chilled.
If you can’t handle it, switch to vodka cranberry or vodka orange juice, maybe white russian.
After every 4 double shots you have to have either a glass of water or a normal juice. Have fun…
And don’t listen to any other suggestions, they just don’t know what they are talking about and they can’t handle it.
start with…A Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall
and
end with…A screaming Orgasm
Ask the bartender for a cement mixer!
I have a feeling this isnt going to turn out well for me
I am a monk! you can trust me. 
Chances are you’ll end up swimming in a lake of pissy beer anyways, but try and do yourself the favor of having at least one Brandy Alexander - John Lennon’s favorite during the infamous ‘Lost Weekend.’
Whiskey sours! They may be kind of girly, but they’re awesome.
Thank you! I’ve been having this debate with my wife for years. I love 'em, but she says they’re teh ghey.
Wait a minute… are you teh ghey?
These are pretty tastie.
Your not th3 ghey if your on top!..well at least here in the woods.
Just drink tequila all nite and quit being a sissy
I will not be doing that after reading about Jim Jude and him sleeping with his Ex’s mother.
Rum and cokes are not THAT gay, but good beer and an occasional shot of whatever who’s buying, chase it with a coke if you must. It’s your effin birthday, drink the girlyest drinks you want to.
Of course, if your in Sacramento, you’re always welcome to drink with me and my pals, hehe…
I beg to differ! if ur gonna sleep with that Ol’e couger you better drink t3h teqilla!
I am gonna order a Shirley Temple just for the hell of it.
Atta boy all I drink now is Odouls Amber.
This will guaran-damned-tee you a birthday barfight.
Just ask for cooking sherry.
Rum and Cokes are gay? Somebody should tell Julian from Trailer park boys.
What about Rye and coke, or more specifically crown royal and coke? I got really fucking drunk last weekend on those. the caffeine in the cola helps keep you awake for more drinking, but the sugar doesn’t do you any favors.
If you’re not going to drink beers all night, try and gin and tonic with a lime.