Partying with students

I guess it’s too late now, but my teacher (whose school I teach at) is throwing a massive annual party in about…twenty minutes. I have a hold on how to handle myself, but man…it is weird sometimes to see students outside the regular environment.

Or rather, to have the ones that stay late into the night…see me…in my 2am state…

Is this a particular concern only for karate/traditional schools, schools that teach children, or is it common even in informal, adult-only schools?

it’s a concern for instructors who fuck their students. everybody else knows how to behave like adults outside of class.

Just keep your rocket in your pocket, Mr. Spaceman.

Yeah, we have a strict policy on flying rocketships between instructors and students. I’ve had to play defense from both sides of the divide.

Being fun-drunk in front of the parents or newer students can be weird. Usually they get it when they realize I can still wash a kid’s head wound, discipline unruly trampoline-jumpers, and keep drunk idiots calm while I’m tipsy.

My sunburn sucks, though.

This thread went to hell when you mentioned the trampoline.

I got drunk with my instructer after my last comp, was a right laugh!

Yeah. What I neglected to mention was that the head wound and the 7 sugar-infused children on the trampoline were causally related.

Tooth, meet scalp.

My instructor likes to get drunk and go to bars and throw chairs around. I don’t know what it is about him and chairs, but he’s been kicked out of most bars near our school. He also hits on fat chicks when he’s drunk.

does he talk about how his traditional bench form gives him a greater ability to use chairs to hit people? cause i’ve heard that one from my sigung.

Yeah, that’s who I want to learn from.

He’s a good fighter and good instructor, besides, fat chicks need lovin’ too.

Raise your hand if you’ve been blackballed from bars after several of your training partners pro debuts.
-Raises hand-

Raise your hand if you’ve been present for or participated in fights between training partners/instructors and members of other fight teams.
-Raises hand-

Raise your hand if you’ve gotten drunk with your coaches and teammates in vip lounges.
-Raises hand-

Raise your hand if your instructor is currently nursing one of those annoying, don’t quite know how it happened drunken injuries.
-Raises hand-

Good times.

Raise your hand if your instructor started kimura-ing people in the bar because he was so fucked the fuck up that some lady had to be saying “Sir! Sir!!! Sir, I’m sorry, but you can’t do that in here. Sir?!? Siiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!?!”