Our Sifu/Guro/Trainer on self made street fighting weapons

in b4 fight ducking

If you’re almost 30, there are far more important things you should be thinking about than how to battle-fit your shin.

Also, did you know that the adrenaline boost in a fo’ realz fight makes it really hard to use fine motor skills? That means your high kicks go to shit.

If you want to ‘raise hell’, take up boxing.

Kicking’s for girls anyways…
(JOKE)

[quote=marcusdbrutus;2212474]If you’re almost 30, there are far more important things you should be thinking about than how to battle-fit your shin.

Also, did you know that the adrenaline boost in a fo’ realz fight makes it really hard to use fine motor skills? That means your high kicks go to shit.

If you want to ‘raise hell’, take up boxing.

Kicking’s for girls anyways…
(JOKE)[/quote]
lulz…

more important things? like what? i have a job, 2 chicks to shag, everything else is irrelevant u dont need high kicks to kick the face btw mr martial arts expert, you just have to beat the person down and then soccer kick the head, we knew this when we were 12

Then why not just skip a step and get some dusters?

Come on man, your hypothetical fight logic is weak.

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I’m not going to feed the troll with fights scheduled over the interwebz. His screen name is blood orgy for f***'s sake.

Oh snap, does that mean I’m ducking…?

[quote=marcusdbrutus;2212492]Then why not just skip a step and get some dusters? Come on man, your hypothetical fight logic is weak.[/quote] well sifu also taught us how to make sharp dusters out of bicycle chain rings

Translation

At the risk of repeating a point that some of the more level-headed posters have said here, the probem with “str33t w34p0nz” is not their effectiveness in the fight. It is that use of them will land you in jail. It is hard to imagine a court in any civilized country that would not regard this as premeditation or, at the very least, indicative of a willingness to fight. People trained to fight (like, martial artists and stuff)are usually assumed to be aware of the consequences of a strike and are therefore held to a higher standard than an untrained person anyway.
Vastly multiplying your chances of doing jailtime for the sake of ‘winning’ a fight you should be trying to avoid is just plain stupid.

[quote=Nicko1;2212509]At the risk of repeating a point that some of the more level-headed posters have said here, the probem with “str33t w34p0nz” is not their effectiveness in the fight. It is that use of them will land you in jail. It is hard to imagine a court in any civilized country that would not regard this as premeditation or, at the very least, indicative of a willingness to fight. People trained to fight (like, martial artists and stuff)are usually assumed to be aware of the consequences of a strike and are therefore held to a higher standard than an untrained person anyway.
Vastly multiplying your chances of doing jailtime for the sake of ‘winning’ a fight you should be trying to avoid is just plain stupid.[/quote]
who the hell gets caught for fighting, you fight outside in the middle of the night when nobody is around, then you run and get yo ass home

eazy

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

my money is on the insane guy, _ing _ung sucks ballz

Jesus Christ this is a shit thread.

It’s the artist. Not the art!
Besides,That weapon looks like it came from the trailer for Raging Phoenix.

YouTube - RAGING PHOENIX Trailer with English Subtitle

[quote=Rawb_Prime;2212530]

It’s the artist. Not the art!
Besides,That weapon looks like it came from the trailer for Raging Phoenix.

YouTube - RAGING PHOENIX Trailer with English Subtitle[/quote]
are you saying you are such a phenomenal artist that you can make the shittiest art ever work?

Okay, This is getting stupid. Have a nice night beating up your pillow while pretending to be in UFC 1K.

[quote=Rawb_Prime;2212536]

Okay, This is getting stupid. Have a nice night beating up your pillow while pretending to be in UFC 1K.[/quote]
I was just rephrasing what you said, funny you think it’s stupid now

Now that we’re in trollshido:

Who is your sifu?

He sounds like a fucktard.

Five years in a biker gang. How rich. What gang?

He should be teaching you how to make shanks from a toothbrush. Prison time is where you’re potentially headed listening to your “sifu”.