Only six years to get black belt in combat akito

jtfdahmer · July 20, 2008, 12:53am

I just called my intructor and my lineage is this ueshiba, satome, hiroshi ikeda, les denning, bob batalia, then myself. My instructor said he called it more of an aikijutsu class because he incorporated some kung-fu and karate that he previously studied.

DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 12:57am

What is Akito?

jtfdahmer · July 20, 2008, 1:05am

The regurgition of a bad newsreporter over the phone.

DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 1:08am

So it’s actually Combat Aikido?

jtfdahmer · July 20, 2008, 1:16am

The lineage I just received would indicate simply aikido; although I have seen aikido and It looks nothing like what I did. Aikido seems more control oriented( using kote gaeshi or nikkyo to take someone down and pin them) I was taught to just break the the wrist and move on.

DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 1:17am

Sounds like my ex-girlfriend…

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DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 1:54am

Stop drinking, ape.

RockApe · July 20, 2008, 1:55am

Yes, yes, yes, I know… I’m an asshole.

DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 1:56am

It’s one of your more admirable qualities.

RockApe · July 20, 2008, 1:59am

Have I ever denied it ?

DerAuslander · July 20, 2008, 2:00am

You seem to be in denial about many things.

RockApe · July 20, 2008, 2:01am

Name one

M.C · July 20, 2008, 2:02am

Can I say it, can I say it? PLEASE?

:homo:

RockApe · July 20, 2008, 2:03am

Yes, I’m homosexual, but that’s ok now because its allowed in the Armed forces.

And I’m in the RAF for fuck’s sake

Mr_Mantis · February 19, 2005, 4:37pm

You know like when you have some gas built up and you squat down to take a dump? Then when you actually do number 2. That fast. Hope that quantifies it well enough for your liking.