What exactly makes you think I fly a plane? If you knew anything at all about the Air Force, you would know that an airman would be the last person flying a plane. As my elder, I had hoped you would know this. I guess it was too much to ask, right?
And now I find myself looking at duff, now everytime I see a bald man I giggle to myself. I fear more duff will lead to a clockwork orange type of effect, where I will be “cured” of MA. Possibly the intended purpose?
On topic:
I find his sunglasses very impressive. And they are indeed cooler than my sunglasses. I dont think you have cool sunglasses one way.
I don’t have any sunglasses right now 
The sunglasses.
Shhhhhhhh.
I’m pretending I don’t fly planes.
Highway patrolman?
Surely you’re older because you were born before him?
Failure to communicate?
What’s a “jet whoopedy do”? How do you learn to fly one?
I just checked Wikipedia. You should change your handle to ‘one-stripe kai’. Then change it again when you get promoted: to ‘airman first class kai’. It would be awesome, no word of a lie