It’s a historic house,dating back to the 1500s but we also have an art gallery too.
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Well…that’s cute and nice and all but how are you with a frying pan in one hand and an iron in the other?
Can you keep a shirt wrinkle-free and still get those eggs cooked right?
I think war’s just been declared
Why?
I mentioned nothing of a vacuum cleaner.
Pffft! I don’t believe in housework and my bf does most of the cooking.I’m a modern woman.:biblethum
Please tell me you wear a bra to the gym… Please.
Museum? Don’t listen Snakie, that’s the UK equivalent of “built last week”
get the boy a Bullshido account.
We need to have a “Come To Jesus” Meeting with him, where all past sins will be forgiven, he will be saved and on a new path to righteousness.
And be a good girl and make up some sandwiches for the meeting.
Anything worth stealing in that museum of yours?
PM me.
Oh wait-are there guard dogs? I don’t mess with guard dogs.
You could probably steal the ironing board.
Doesn’t sound like she would miss it.
Obviously!
And nothing worth stealing…well there are but you try getting a huge bed and some very large furniture/paintings out the narrow doors we have!
Is that a challenge?
Now I just gotta find a huge woman for that huge bed.
Does your art gallery contain glitternudz?
Cause, you know, Sochin101 wanted me to ask, and stuff…:offtheair
Contain what???
I’ll settle for pictures of the curator,
uniform optional,
but Sochin really wants his glitternudz.
(glitter bedecked nudes, for those who speak proper limey, er english)
:evil5:
Does your art gallery have Prince Albert In A Can?
Frank…your appearance on this thread shows a deep desire to attend the “Come To Jesus” meeting.
Don’t fear progress.
Sorry, I mis-typed the memo.
It’s really a ‘Cum On Jesus’ meeting.
Sorry for any misunderstandings.
Euuuuuuughhhhh!
Corrected.