Good evening gentleman. I can haz very drunk, but I can haz the presence of mind and spellcheck to post this in the appropriate area.
We can haz St. Petriks day.
See? Nice.
My roomate says to post you a penis. Penis.
OK, my roomate has fallen asleep and he is snoring. What do I do?
[QUOTE=Nefron;2672659]OK, my roomate has fallen asleep and he is snoring. What do I do?[/QUOTE]
Ammonia capsules work well for that sort of thing.
'Twas not the snow and frost from the North
'Twas not the bitterly cold wind from the East
'Twas not the rain and the storms from the West
But the blight from the South
That withered the blossom, the foliage, the trunk and the root
Of the language of my clan and my people.
Come, come with me to the West
Till we hear the language of the Fingalians
Come, come with me to the West
Till we hear the language of the Gaels.
Many’s a lad who took a spell on the wheel
Whose spirits were raised by a Gaelic song
Many’s a hero was incited to heroism in war
When the battle was raging at its hottest
O Gaels, where has your pride
In your ancestry and language gone?
Although it fled for its life from the glens
Although it is rarely heard nowadays
From the land of MacKay in the far North
Right down to Drumochter of the cattle
Nevertheless in the Western Isles
You be armed with sword and shield.