We have Echidnas… So there!
was his sheep jealous?
I think it was one of the Black Medicine books that recommended using a cat in home defence; i.e pick up, shake & throw at intruder…
edit: Just checked in volume 4 “Equalizers”
aaawww shuck Mr B! We are known for our ingenuity.
I did wonder when I read this in the local rag how long it would be before it appeared on Bullshido…
Alex had better come and explain why the people of his country are so insane.
Are you guys just mad about being Australia’s Canada?
This is like being the ugly uncle of the Adams family…
They give good kia-oral.
Spoken from experience?
- rep for Bullshido’s first Maori/English dirty pun.
French guy says WooHoo!
Time for a forty of overproof, then it’s time for some backyard haka.
Hope I don’t get locked up like last time.
Come on, exactly how many times do you think this is going to happen?
Since male platypuses have poisoned spurs on their hind legs, one could rope a couple together for teh r34l nunchux. Just rope ‘n’ twirl.
Goddamnit… All this time I’ve been hurling kittens at people like an idiot. Some New Zealander I am.
yeah bro, real kiwis hurl gumboots and yell “Get out of it ya mongrel!”
Unleashing a full-sized adult moa on an attacker–oh, wait…
Ha, I remember this… Whakatane isnt far from where I live. I know the cop and the guy that threw the hedgehog. Things we do to get ourselves heard… Like throwing living and spikey creatures at minors 
if only I had thought of it…
I wonder why the guy threw the hedgehog, it didnt say… the kid must have been being a :homo: or something. Whakatane isnt like a place where we have random drive by hedgehogs, and no bodys packing rabbits or cats or any other type of weapon… Pretty quiet, thugged up place actually… Just the casual patched up gang members walking down the street with their machetes and weapons. Thankfully we dont have alot of anti animal welfare gangs, that could be really dangerous.
Just woke up to this thread.
Funniest reply I’ve seen for ages. So true.