Nude martial artist fights the police

[Snake_Plissken]

@Toby Christensen

Agreed. The public still entertains the idea that Asians=martial arts.

Secondly, how do THEY KNOW he was a martial artist? Constable McHayseed held a degree in hoplology AND Human Movements and then decided to become a cop?

I think not.

Oh, you’re just mad he wasn’t trying to break down your door.

[3moose1]

@aardvarks

perhaps the cops took one look at him and determined he was essentially “unarmed”

Well, he was asian after all…

(sorry, had to make the obligatory small penis joke)