Im ashamed, i posted something cathartic and had the worst type of dawsons creek bull shit in it, and yet only one of you has called me gay. I was expecting at least a :lame: , maybe a :gaygay: or if you were real champs;
I know that what i posted was melodramatic. however, i feel like it was a situation that alot of people here (it seems most aren’t even in their 20s yet) may not have found themselves in this situation, and as it does apply to ladies, thought Id share
ill hold you to that. though clearly people will think im drinking appletini’s until i fuck someone else lol. just so everyone knows im not a complete limp wrist:gay:, I have a naked porn party planned with one girl and am probably going on a date with someone else this weekend.
When she comes over, slap her, throw her onto the bed and rip her clothes off.
Find something rubbery to stick up her ass while you shag the daylights out of her. Yell obscenities the entire time and when you’re done leave her there to pick herself up and get the fuck outta your apartment.
Tell you what son. Ill give you a little insight. Just you and me. Come here… sit down… grab me beer.
I didnt cry when my fiance left me. Woman realy do come and go.
I didnt cry when my father died. He did his best and had his own deamons.
I didnt cry when I lost my job. See come and go above.
I did cry when my dog died. I dont know if that makes any sense or not to you now. But you grabbed me a beer and thats what counts.
Ditch the bia-tch. That way you get over her nice and quick and get yourself into another one nice and quick. C’mon you had to see that coming.
E-Van kinda hit the nail on the head on this one - I think you need to take it like a man - store it deep inside and it’ll come out on it’s own twenty years from now in the form of a stroke. THAT’S HOW WE DO IT HERE YO.
Good luck and happy trails, btw, JP gives great advice, listen to him.
Edit: But if you REALLY want to put things in perspective, check out my thread about my best friend: