my secret is that i bite the shit out of anyone that gets me in a kesa.
then, when they’re shocked but before their anger sets in, a midget version of me comes out on the tatami with a folding chair and smashes it over their back.
Then we both get up and doing flying elbow drops on the now-dazed opponent.
'course, now everyone’s gonna be using it, and i’ll need to come up with a new secret involving pouches of powdered cayenne pepper stashed in my gi and an electric eel down my pants.
[quote=wonko221;2391929]my secret is that i bite the shit out of anyone that gets me in a kesa.
then, when they’re shocked but before their anger sets in, a midget version of me comes out on the tatami with a folding chair and smashes it over their back.
Then we both get up and doing flying elbow drops on the now-dazed opponent.
'course, now everyone’s gonna be using it, and i’ll need to come up with a new secret involving pouches of powdered cayenne pepper stashed in my gi and an electric eel down my pants.[/quote]
This is a legit thread in a moderated forum. Many of us are interested in what people have to say regarding technique because we are learning. Take your bullshit to YMAS.
Excised from: Nice newaza… - No BS MMA and Martial Arts
wonko221 please do not make humor only posts in the technical areas.
battlefields, while I appreciate the help, next time please hit the “report bad post” button instead so I only have to move one post instead of two.
Sorry jnp, the report post thing says problematic (harrassment, fighting, etc) and SPAM is only to be reported, your will be done in the future.
It should also mention “off topic or low content posts”. I’ll ask the staff to address this.
My will be done? Dude, that’s just creepy. I’m just an aging martial hobbyist who spends too much time on this forum. I used to have a sense of humor on here too before becoming a moderator.
Really. I’m not kidding.
[quote=jnp;2393412]It should also mention “off topic or low content posts”. I’ll ask the staff to address this.
My will be done? Dude, that’s just creepy. I’m just an aging martial hobbyist who spends too much time on this forum. I used to have a sense of humor on here too before becoming a moderator.
Really. I’m not kidding.[/quote]
You got that right…:tongue9: You’ll be at the Mega right?
Wow, that “your” wasn’t meant to be there. It was meant to just be a simple “will be done in the future”. Sounds all biblical with that extra word.
could someone make battlefields a moderator already?
that way he can really express his disdain for me and can quit sucking on the balls of every moderator of every thread i read on this site.
i’ve got the feeling that he’s the creepy kid at his dojo, the one who giggles a lot while grappling, and keeps inviting other players to shower with him.
[quote=jnp;2393404]Excised from: Nice newaza… - No BS MMA and Martial Arts
wonko221 please do not make humor only posts in the technical areas.
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JNP -
sure thing.
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i’ve got the feeling that he’s the creepy kid at his dojo, the one who giggles a lot while grappling, and keeps inviting other players to shower with him.[/quote]Says the guy who “bites” men at his school…snicker
i didn’t say i’d turn down battlefield’s shower invite!
Thanks for the vote on me being a moderator, wonky. I don’t have the required computer skills, though, which I am sure has just disappointed the staff considerably. Sorry guys. sucks closest mods balls
And I don’t “invite” anyone to shower with me, but I am the first in the communal showers and the last to leave wink wink.