Dude. This ninja totally flipped out and robbed the joint.
Hmmm… Ninja, in Florida.
I’ll bet he has a black belt in Vale Tudo.
If you have any information concerning this crime, you are urged to call Crimeline at (800) 423-TIPS.
Maybe… it was Ashida!
Lol, damn Mantis, you beat me to it. Serves me right taking a whole 2 minutes to decide to post ;p
It would be BALLS AWSOME if it really was him. But they didn’t mention having fogged minds or DHS involvement.
A real ninja wouldn’t have had to ask for the money because he would have shrunk himself to fit into the cash register, where he would have opened it from the inside, then he would have jumped out, turned big and invisible, shoved the money into a special invisible ninja sack, and flown away hidden in a flock of geese.
This dude was a total fucking wannabe.
I’m very dissapointed that there was no magic ninja pixie dust involved.
this si horribal newz omg there r ninjaz opuratang in MY jurizdikshun NO FEER I AM ON TEH CASE :qtank:
until this ninja si kapchurd i am rayzang teh teror alert leval :new_color
A knife? Screw that…what is a self respecting ninja doing without a ninjato?