Need help eating my friends..

Best advice, use a tazer/stun gun. Preferably on yourself for making such a dumb post. Pepper spray is fun too. If you do self-inflict any of these, please take some video, so you can make a decent post next time.

I’m actually attempted to call you to mock/laugh at you since you kindly posted your phone # 405.201.8598

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is the only answer. And I mean training twice a day, six days a week.

WTF is your problem? That was not helpful in the least bit.

The first rule of any fight is that you have to establish dominance quickly.

Like this guy:
http://www.break.com/index/rearwindow13.html

let the shit flinging begin!!! 10, 9, 8, 7, 6…

Have a friend do this to you :f-off: it will end your stupid posting.

You will not win.

Damn right.

Could you please explain why it was a stupid post?

haha!! holy shit…

Eat lots, gain weight, and do train, lots.

Oh and learn to like grappling.

Thanks… something actually helpful…

Or alternatively find the real Wing Chun and learn anti grappling. I think you may be mroe suited to doing that myself.

Nah… I’m just going to work out and train.

Shut the fuck up and go train. At least fucking pretend to train or SOMETHING.

Nah… I’m just going to work out and train.

At a real gym?

Yeah, I’m going to find a good gym and start learning.

Learning what?

Also, starting a fight club is about the dumbest thing you can do. Especially since you have no fucking clue what you are doing. You’ll look like two 10 year old boys trying to push each other over, but with more swearing.

Well, I’m trying to fucking ask you guys some suggestions on what to learn, but I’m just getting flamed.

Come on, any suggestions on what to train?

First, what schools are around your area?

Brazilian jiujitsu and muay thai.