My theory about Din Anosanto comes from my dog telling me he is the Antichrist.

I think he is actually Lapu-Lapu, immortalized by the larlocks of the Filipino children. He made the Spanish reign fall and still controlls the world from the US&A, where he has brainwashed the entire military.

Din Thomas’ and Dan Inosanto’s love child?

don’t speak his name his servants are ever present

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This should go in the comedy section. It’s great. I eagerly await more. It’s like the diary of a teen ninja, but for paranoid schizophrenic trolls.

Dan Inosanto? Mr JKD?