My style is too d34dly for MMA.

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I have perfected a fighting style that can beat any MMA fighter.

It is comprised of the following techniques.

  1. Butting with the head.
  2. Eye gouging of any kind.
  3. Biting.
  4. Hair pulling.
  5. Fish hooking.
  6. Groin attacks of any kind.
  7. Putting a finger into any orifice or into any cut or laceration on an opponent.
  8. Small joint manipulation.
  9. Striking to the spine or the back of the head.
  10. Striking downward using the point of the elbow.
  11. Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea.
  12. Clawing, pinching or twisting the flesh.
  13. Grabbing the clavicle.
  14. Stomping a grounded opponent.
  15. Kicking to the kidney with the heel.
  16. Spiking an opponent on his head or neck.
  17. Throwing an opponent out of the ring or fenced area.

Surely now no-one can dispute that my style is indeed teh very d34dl135t.

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phrost called, he wants his bandwidth back pronto.

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I want the last 30 seconds of my life back.

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Pride FC fans called, they want their knees and kicks to the downed opponent back.

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Man I feel kind of lame now after everyone flamed him. I thought that was ‘mildly witty’. I mean taking the UFC illegal shots rules and claiming to create a style out of them? BRILLIANT! Beer in a bottle? BRILLIANT!

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Shit… He just single handedly destroyed MMA with this info. tic toc tic toc NAHHHT!!

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If I was using my wickid awsome str33t L3th4l techniques on a pride fighter I would have to trade stomping/kicking the downed opponent with elbows to the head.

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And you call this WWE right?

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I keep seeing people here make fun of people who claim to have techniques too deadly to be used in sparring/competitive fighting.

While I see where they are coming from(most of the 2 d34dly peoples’ teeth are stained brown from talking shit), all the MMA organizations have at least a dozen banned techniques. Why are they banned? Because they are too d34dly. So the obvious conclusion is that there ARE techniques too deadly to use in sportfighting.

This is why I 1S T3H D34D7135T.

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RNC Plz!

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so this idiot listed everything you are not allowed to do in MMA and called it the ultimate anti-MMA style. What a waste of my time.

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It’s consistent with the “Judo/wrestling/kickboxing/TKD/etc is just a sport, with rules” attitude I keep seeing. MMA is just a sport. You can bet these fights would end a lot faster, and a lot more people would go to the emergency room with legal spiking/headbutting/striking the back of the head and so on.

It was also a joke. I bet someone other than me thought it was funny.

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Hope my comments helped.

You fail…stp pstng plz

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Pat didnt laugh at your joke.

GO SILVERBACKS!!!

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Can someone please tell me what “fish hooking” is?

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  1. stick a finger or two out.
  2. stick those fingers in someone else’s mouth.
  3. scoop into cheeck
  4. pull.
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So what is the goddamn point that? Getting herpes so you can unleash the d34dly outbreak in your next fight?

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what about guns? as far as i kinow guns arent allowed in mma