I was helping my aunt clean out her house as she was moving and stumbled upon this:
It’s a high hat signed by Dio, AC/DC and Simon Wright signing for his band Mr. Rude used in one of their concerts signed and given away to somebody and now I have it.
What should I do with it? It’s really not of my generation, but I’m sure some old AC/DC fogie would love to have it?
Melt it down and have it made into a set of plectrums, then you and your cohorts can channel the power of AC/DC. That’s definitely how it’d work in nethack, so it should work in real life too.
Also, if you cook and eat AC/DC you get a bonus to charisma.
I just looked at the pic a bit bigger (I was at work on a shitty pc and tiny wank monitor), and it looks like the signature of this guy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Wright who drummed for AC/DC & Dio… he wasn’t a contemporary of Bon Scott, so I don’t think it’s gonna be worth uber-bucks.
ROCKSTARS:
Henceforth please write neater so we can better find out who the jimminy you are so we can more easily hawk your shit and buy stuff with the proceeds.
Thank you.
oh, while I’m at it: Bono, stop being such a smug twat.