Seeing Jenfucious standing up from his “episode” with Freddy, sempai hurls the tsuba like a ninja star, it impacts squarely in Jenfucious’s face.
“He shoots he scores” Shouts Sempai gleefully
JKDChick walks into the arena,
“Did anyone find some pictures of a shaven haven ?” “they belong to me, sorry I meant to put them away”
The crowd giggles
Pat notices he is missing his favorite Tsuba, and screams … who the fuck has my Tsuba… The crowd in fear stops. They then proceed to rush in panic from the arena… To their dismay who should be working security at the entrance is Milwaukee Cop…He screams…“Hey drop those body parts” in his most commanding voice… there is a hush… Mcop shouts…“OK, everyone up against the wall… They comply instantly… Lacking enough handcuffs for such a large bunch, he appoints one person as a leader and instructs them to proceed to the nearest police station in an orderly manner… Not wanting to be caught moonlighting. He pins a note to the first person in the crowd listing their individual offenses, and a list of the variety of drug paraphanilia found on them… One by one they proceed as instructed… Mcop feeling fullfilled sees Asia and Omega leaving the arena hand in hand… “Where you off to boys” he says… " to get a pizza, all this carnage has made us hungry” comes the reply… " Hey do you know a good pizza place in this town"… Omega is nervous being a vegetarian from the left coast he doesn’t want to ingest anything unhealthy in his fleet body…
Pat realises that his favourite tsuba is inbedded in Jenfucious’s face…
“Theiving mother fucker… I’m gonna fuck you up”
JKDChick gets annoyed
“Hey!! who has the pics of me commando then ? I want them back NOW!”
Pat sees Jenfucious is still breathing… Feeling guilty for yelling at him, he bends down and gently wipes his brow…It is then he notices that Jenfucious is really kind of beautiful…Especially in the warm lighting of the arena…
At that moment, he sees JKDchick’s picture in Jenfucious shirt pocket… Ya know the kind the ugly mustard yellow polo shirt…4.95 from Kmart (Doctors in training don’t make very much)…
Freddy gets very envious of the attention Jenfucious is getting he shouts
“Get in line you bitch!”
Freddy proceeds to rip the by now dirty pink dockers from Jenfucious’s body… exposing Tella Tubbie underwear for all to see… This causes Freddy to pause…he thinks " I don’t have tella tubbie undies…"
He then notices they are soiled…
Hannibal thinks
“oooh Tubbie underwear, how sexy” “Jenfucious, fancy a fuck ?”
Meanwhile, Asia summons the Satanic Brotherhood of Ghey Wrestlers:
Hannibal rips the soiled undies from Jenfucious, shakes out the still warm feces onto the Arena floor… Just has Milauwkee Cop enters… “this your mess” Mcop says to Hannibal… “and if it is …” comes the curt reply…
… meanwhile… Sempai walks over to JKDChick…
“Can you tell me how to get this blood out of my aikido skirt?” “BTW nice fadge”
- Fadge (UK slang for bald virgina)
The Ghey wrestlers proceed over to Pat who is still in tears from the horrible way he addressed the injured Jenfucious… “Need help” in an arabic slang … Tearfully Pat tells them about the Tsuba and how he found it embedded in Jenfucious small neanerthal like forehead… The ghey wrestlers grab popcorn and sit down for a long boring story, but yet want to seem attentive.
JKDchick tired of all this BS says “Yeah, fucker I’ll show you how” and applies a flying triangle to Sempai…
JKDChick kicks the fuck out of Sempai.
“Thats no way to speak to a lady, but thanks for the compliment”
It would seem forgetting to tap would be a problem, but since Sempai brain doesn’t work on blood flow or oxygen this is not a problem…
Aikido transends all human boundries… Bloodflow and air are not reqired for aikidoka
Comforted by this mystical martial reality… Sempai works out of JKDchicks tight hold. He rises to his feet, and begins to move and sway adopting an never before seen martial stance.