Since I think from what little I know both Asia and Omega are really good fighters. And since seeing the two of them compete is a dream of mine (compete martially you sicko’s). Since it would be difficult to get them together. Lets play a game… Remember that computer fight they had with Ali and Marciano… Let try to have the same between Asia and Omega…I think from posts and throwdown videos we have some idea of their preferences ( at least a little)… If this blows up and goes no where so be it… but Here goes…
Round 1 the bell.
Asia and Omega both come out and touch gloves… They circle each other. Asia throws a couple a jabs and feints a shoot… Omega slips the jabs and sides steps avoiding the shoot…Omega throws a couple of jabs of his own, and throws a low roundhouse to Asias thigh… Asia slips the jabs and avoids the low kick… Omega shoots trying for a single leg on Asia…
Oh my God what’s this?! deus ex machina comes out from under the ring with a bat! Oh the humanity! Sweet Lord Jesus I think a woman got shot by a tooth!
I was kind of hoping for… Asia sprawls and trys to work his way to Omegas back… Omega flows with Asias attempt to get his back and grabs Asia’s lower legs. (here the narrator is lost)…
you know most people come in here and attack them randomly with a weapon. most also come from under the ring. although me…* voice is coming from under the ring* i’m a coward and em currently turtluled under the ring.
now it’s getting intresting! heh and the first time a single or doulbe leg would be dangerus! there you go you strikers out there! although,…staying in a flaming area in general is dangerus …hmmm…
screams of pain are heard from under the ring as The inexperence jabe josh finds that turtaling is not only inefective against people but snakes also OOH OHH GOD IT HURTS!!! runs out of the ring with vareus snakes trailin behinde, runs into the parking lot and passes out in the middle from the amount of posion in my blood stream and lay there motionless
Jenfucius rushes over to the ring with his girly doctor bag to help the stricken fighters against the snakes (now in the ring) Unfortunately Jenfucius notices the battered banner lying on the floor, he looks over in my general direction to offer some quippy half intelligent comment when a snake bites him on the end of his dick.
“Quick!!” he shouts “someone will have to suck out the venom” Freddy (Jenfucius’s best mate) runs to his aide… “I’ll do it for you lovey” he says, and with that the crowd sighs with relief… Jenfucius lives to flame another day.
cringe what…what the hell was that doing in there!!! aah ouch! look around to see if anyone else is around suspisiosly well…just to make sure checks for other anal foren objects
damn snakes must have done it to while i was out! damn anal snakes! DAMN ANAL SNAKE MESSING WIHT MY ASS!
Asia moves in… swings a right hook, Omega ducks and the punch lands firmly on Sempai’s jaw… '!!crunch!!
WTF are you doing in the ring AGAIN you aikido skirt wearing faggot ??
Sempai pulls himself to his feet…
“I wanted a closer look at Jenfucious getting a BJ off Freddy, see I have my camcorder here and I want to record the event and post it on Bullshido. If I can’t show Aikido, I might as well show him as a woofter”
Omega steps up and rabbit punches Sempai several times in the back of the head
“That’s for being a cult worshiping seagal wannabie, skirt wearing faggot twat”… “Now fuck off out the ring !”
Sempai turns toward the ropes to make his exit when Jenfucious *In his best attempt at a Sgt Hartman “Gunny” Voice Shouts … “This is for fighting this is for fun” whilst grabbing his (now swollen but otherwise microdick) In a jackson-esk fashion…
Freddy interjects “Hey baby stop that, I haven’t finished sucking out the venom”