Are you providing the drinks?? For free?
BITCH, I WANT WAFFLE FRIES AND A COKE… FOR FREE.
Sure, fly me to boston and i can make it happen…
Promise?
Yep, supply me your credit card details and i’ll even organise the flights.
Ignore any shoe store reciepts though…
Sounds good, you’ll receive a pm from me shortly.
Yup. It’s Oakland though, it’ll be 40s of King Kobra. Mmmmmm…
followed by a video of Jackie Chans fight scenes i hope.
We can just get drunk and do our own fight scenes, challenge some Chinatown gangsters.
Probably just get laughed at. Then shot.
That does sound fun. But we wont get shot, as if our awesome newly discoverd drunken moves wont be able to dodge bullets, like in the matrix.
And then we will throw chopsticks at their hands, they’ll be all like “AAAAGH!”
And probly die from their curiously serious wounds… (from the chopsticks)
And then we will laugh, drinking Plum Wine as the sun sets over the Golden Gate,
and we will admire eachothers ‘forms’.
(that was the hottest date I never had)
I dont like wine… But whatever.
(meh- i’ve had better)