I know by now that some of you figure I’m a troll.
But I’m actually a decent hard working 34 year old man.
I’m not overly bright, I don’t know my letters, and I don’t spell all that good, but I’m as strong as an ox.
Let me tell you a lil bout my self.
I grew up outside a small town in central Wyoming. Worked in the mills bout seven years, and worked on a dairy farm for bout five.
Helped my family herd goats n sheep, and plow the fields.
I’m a church going man, and every sundays we had a potluck after church.
Had a goods old American burger.
I’m a Republican and a conservitive(Whaterver that means)
My Church calls me that anyways.
Let me tell you how I got my name. You see, at the mills we used to horse-play. We wrassle and such.
There was this one big Wyoming cowboy named HANK. Don’t remember his last name, hell I hardly remember anyones name, My memory is such.
Anyway’s this Hank was a tall big all American wrassler with a deep Wyoming drawl. Super strong and such. He was the top wrasler in my town.
He was so stong that he used no technique, just layed on people.
He earned the name Sandbag.
I moved to California for bout a year and a half, and took up BJJ and kickboxing, hell I wraseled enough in my home state of Wyoming, and got smashed enough times by Hank, that there was nothing to it.
You see I have a lil potbelly(Love mamas potatas and gravy) and I’m a bit heavier than my peers in BJJ class.
There was a few small Chinese men that I overpowered and layed on during our rolls.
Fell assleep a couple of times. He he he!
Id imagine I pissed a couple a people off. Those MMA guys don’t like that sandbaggin. I also earned that name in my BJJ gym.
Hank was the original Sandbag, and I’m Sandbag 2. he he he!
Soon as I moved back to Wyoming, I rushed out to tell em, I mean Hank, that I’m Sandbag 2! We both laughed, then we wrassed again. Can’t say I won, still a bit stronger n all, but I gave that bull a ride. HE HE HE!
Still beat lots of the smaller guys n all. Just lay on em.
Don’t get tired cus I’m resting and they r doing all the work. I laugh everytime.
