In 16 days the army is going to ship me off to the war in the middle east. You know what fuck my country. I just want to kill people. You know people like me are the last to die. The people who are praying and hoping to come back alive are the first to die because they don’t possess the necessary skills or mindset to survive. Total psychopaths like me never die.
And of course people like me did dipshit. I just don’t give a fuck. There’s a psychological reason why people like me who enjoy shit like that don’t die. Military strategist have noticed it for eons.
Edit: ship me off to boot camp. sorry got a little to excited there.
Asshole. I hope to God you’re not really a soldier because what you’ve said in this post is disgusting and horribly disrespectful to anyone who currently is or has ever served. I hope the admins cut you off.:911flag:
Here Lebell, take this tea cozy modified into a hat and wear it so that you fit in with your new friends. Also, if you could kill any of them after you wax the douchy n00b, much appreciated.
i HATE violent fanatics!
They should all get rounded up have their ears cut off, their eyes gauged out and then skinned alive overpoured with salt and then get burned alive after which we empale their dead charcoaled bodies all over the middle east so everyone will be in awe of the glory of the civilised Western powers!!!
Proof that the Army has lowered its recruiting standards. Damn shame.
Jones, I seriously hope you don’t make it through training, but if you do, take the following steps in order:
Fail to report for duty. Extra points if you miss a movement.
Get arrested after the thirty day mark and face trial as a deserter.
Spend a year or so in the brig (or whatever the Army calls it).
Sign your dishonerable discharge.
Take up permanent residence in a cardboard box underneath an overpass.
Seriously, pricks like you make up the one percent that gives the rest of us a bad name. We don’t want or need you. And don’t talk out of your ass about having the right mindset. You haven’t been there.
