Monday Morning ? HA !

OK Fuckers and Fuckhims … you know who you are .

It is 6:05 AM Monday morning

Who else is still up and partying with me ?

I just finished up making a batch of absinthe and spending the evening floating between alternative realities .

I am now waking up the house with AFX live in Glastonbury 1997 and drinking my first glass of abinsthe to help me unwind .

What are you all up to ?

Slackers …

(If you requested absinthe … I have cleared my PM’s and lost your contact info , so you know … fix that )

I’m at work, ya two-bit slacker.

AFX FTW, BTW!

well some of us have lives you know

AFX FTW, BTW!

moved on to Herbie Hancock now , but yes it did win .

8:42 AM ?

i see I am not loved …

I am

CLOSING MY HANDS ON THE INTERWEB FOR EVERS ~

Just got back from working on Eich’s passive alert for a hidden toy. He had a couple false alerts, and I think I know why. He’s a big fan of going through doors to explore new and interesting rooms. Doors in business districts, as we all know, are rather plentiful. So I’ve been hiding his toy behind doors as a cheap way to make it inaccessible (Otherwise, I gotta dick around with boxes, bags, or other containers…blah). Problem is, he’s inadvertantly learned that giving me the same alert that (which should be for a scent exclusively) also gets me to open doors which his toys have been hidden behind. So, worst case scenario in HIS mind is that he gets to explore a new room…the presence of his toy is just an added bonus.

He doesn’t do this around any other structure or surface, though.

What I have to do is reward his door-finds anonymously (tossing another ball to the alerted area), and not simply open the door and allow access to the reward that way.

We ate.

I will sleep soon.

I have mentioned that I love you and your dog right ?

No ?

Ok … let it be known I think your dog is smarter than most people as well as more honest … and cooler than most people could hope to be .

I have two questions :

1.If you and him show up at the KY TD will he find drugs (for me) … on my so called “friends” ? I know some of them fuckers have to be holding out on me …

  1. Would you showing up hurt your image as a "hippy hating , racist , cracker " otherwise known as an "excellent police officer " .

ps
pls dunt klub me thanx

Well, my little business venture is still on hold while I await approval from my department. I’m waiting on several expensive and time-consuming steps before we graduate to real drugs. Right now it’s just mechanics.

So, no. Eich can’t rat on your friends. I’m not sure he would, either. He knows that sometimes the best advice is none at all.

P.S.

This is Eich’s sister. Also a very good girl.

I again thank you for posting/sharing bits from your “pets” day .

I guess I really am the only one still partying at 9:00 in the monday morning … Oh well .

I take it you haven’t completely wrote off an appearance in KY ? That would rock ! Bonus points if you bring the dogs , perfect ladies bait around here .

and no matter what that lier Don Gwinn claims … your pets are safe around me .

Check the other thread.

Should I plan on making enough absinthe for you too then ? Not your dogs … that’s not cool , they don’t know better . Unless you suspect them of worms or parasites … then I have some wormwood extract made up .

I’m at work, and i wish i wasn’t.

Oh, but i did two bong hits when you posted this thread at 6am, so yeah.

Oh thank god I am not alone .

I guess I am the only one still drinking tho … I may have a problem .

I need new friends . Ones who can FUCKING HANG MAN !!!

I drank a lot of beer between Friday and Sunday. Well, not a lot for some poeple but a lot for me. Also smoked an eigth and beat that crackdown game for 360.

It was pouring-ass rain all weekend. i didn’t go anywhere.

Does this here beer hat make me look like a hick ?

Nah, the hats classy AND practical.

Its about 10:30 am California time. I have the day off after teaching a Thai Massage workshop all weekend and I’m just about to pack a bowl with some outrageous purple bud so stinky Neildo can probably smell it from Outer Kanuckistan and Keinhaar Jr can probably smell it from the Trailer Park State.

I’ve also been eating small doses of mushrooms alot lately. In unrelated news, Transformers was an AWESOME movie.

BTW do you use a spoon and sugar and burn it like a good little goth degenerate?

I am wearing a bear cap … actualy I am wearing a bathrobe , smoking a cigar . sipping on coffee while watching the last shot I allow my self wearily … as if it is going to drink itself .

I am almost scared of it … almost .

after rereading the above post , I AM SCARED OF IT .

THats Loser Talk! THe Green Fairy should work for YOU, not the other way around. :qleft2:

THats just your adrenal glands waking up. You have the option of “Flight” but I suggest you go with “Fight!!!”

oh it’s done gone now …

I am debating on weather or not to pour one more …

fuck it … quitters never win !